My Super Sweet... DID I REALLY JUST WATCH THIS FUCKING SHIT?
I THINK THEY SHOULD RENAME MY SUPER SWEET 16 TO MY SUPER SWEET BANKRUPTCY!
Let's meet a couple of the brats:
First off we have Hart (pronounced Heart). Hart is an idiot. And you see, it all went downhill right off the bat when his parents gave birth to him and gave him that froofy name. They should have named him Fart instead, because he reminds me more of an asshole than a symbol of love. His parents were way off. Bottom line, boys don't have sweet 16's, NOT EVEN GAY ONES! Congratulations on being fucked up.
Next we have... well I don't know her damn name, and I don't need to know it. We can just call her Bitch. My favorite thing about Bitch is that she said, "It must suck for people that don't have money to get the things they want." Really Bitch? You think? Come visit me sometime, and I'll show you how much your life can suck. I'd give anything to see this one get a job. I'm talking shoveling horse manure, cleaning toilets, or any form of manual labor you can conjure. If anyone can make this happen, I'd be truly grateful, and entertained. Thank you!
Last but certainly not least, we have my personal favorite... dun dun dun.... AVA aka QUEEN OF EVERYTHING I LOATHE. Her father spent $200,000 on her party, including her new Range Rover, which she cried about because she did not receive it on the exact date of her party; she received it the day after or some shit. Her mother took her to Paris to get dresses (that's right, multiple). And she didn't buy one there after all the trouble, because she's a picky little hoe, and did not like any of them. Instead, she got them custom made. In conclusion, this whole situation makes me want to vomit, but I can't because I haven't eaten over the thought that people like these actually exist.
Yes, I do feel better now that I got all of my resentment and contempt for these kids, and ones like them out in the open. It's fine to be rich. It's fine to be lucky. But to not appreciate it makes me hope you get robbed by the mass quantities of mexicans that work for you. Have a nice life being petty, materialistic, superficial, egotistical, and spoiled!
I have an idea... let's make YET ANOTHER show where spoiled, rich bratty teenagers act like dickheads and abuse their parents' money. We can call it, "WHY THE FUCK WERE WE BORN" or "DECAY OF SOCIETY". It will be great.
If anything, they need to make a follow up to this show called, "We started out rich and beautiful, but now we have venereal disease." I may not live to see it. But to know, it could happen, makes me feel at ease.
In closing, I'll have you know I wasted 20 minutes of my life writing this instead of studying. Yay Me!