[For those at 749 Partridge Drive, you're going to be seeing a pigtailed boy, just kind of looking through your rooms, trying to find someone that he recognizes.]
Oi, Pop! Where the hell'd you go?! Akane! You in here somewhere?
[He checks a few of the rooms around the house. It's clearly not the Tendo Dojo, and the interior is... pretty damn western.]
The hell... this some kinda dream? [He's actually expecting something completely unusual to happen, like for Akane to show up out of nowhere to make him a good breakfast or something like that. But when he goes to the kitchen, he doesn't see her in there. Right?
Later, he actually finds the phone:]
Hey.
I'm gonna make this short an' sweet. I don't know how I got here, and I don't care. What I wanna know is who did this t'me, and what the hell you guys did with my clothes. [He looks down, pulling at the shirt he has on.] I liked the clothes I had on!
Soon as I find out, I'm gonna go, and we'll pretend this never happened. Got it?