One billion gazillion pillars of wisdom

Dec 27, 2009 18:06

Hey. Ho. Yo.
This is entry doesn't make sense. First of all, people asked me a couple of questions. Well not really, they asked me questions because I asked them to ask me questions. Hahahahaha. Hilarious.


Phoenix asked me:
Q1: What would you wear on your honey moon? (wink)
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PROPOSE TO ME FIRST BEFORE WE START THINKING ABOUT THAT. Geez. I'm still waiting after 8 years.

Q2: If you and X were locked up in the elevator, what would happen? (wink)
*censored*

Q3: What is on your wishlist for Sinterklaas / Christmas?
pencils, books, candy, earrings :D

Q4: How are you progressing on your first paper?
XD Ahum, well I hope it went alright. It was a difficult subject because it was SO. FREAKING. BORING. But I should get used to that, I guess :|

Q5: Aldi or Lidl? XD
We don't have aldi here XD. But even if we had, I love lidl (REMEMBER LIDL OUR PET?). You know I find it very strange that lidl is promoting their products on tv '_'. WTF I thought it was a white trash cheap store.

Gemma asked:
1. JARE: HOT OR NOT?
kdjklajfd Shanno is hotter.
2. IF YOU COULD MEET ALEXANDER, WOULD YOU?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(remember that awful time travel fic XD?)
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF APPLE?
Uuh one that doesn't have brown spots and shit on it. I like my apples to be pretty even if they are filled with toxic stuff to get them to look like that :X
4. IF YOU HAD A CAT, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
Luna (sailor moon!).
5. FAVOURITE NORRSKEN FIC??
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE THEY'RE ALL MASTER PIECES D:

And if those answers didn't cheer you up, maybe this poem will:
Nee niets klinkt verwender
dan jongelui op een commerciële zender
ik zie zoiets en denk meteen
daar moet een oorlog overheen

bijvoorbeeld wereldoorlog één
niks geen huis vol camera's en kicken en fun
nee met tyfus in een loopgraaf onder het spervuur in Verdun
met je afgeschoten been in het prikkeldraad vol modder
en daarna praten we verder als volwassenen
bij big brother
-Herman Finkers

From WW1 to current affairs. The pope got knocked down by a crazy italian woman. What's with Italy and lunatics lately? I think somebody put something in their tomato sauce. Oh and I had to laugh when I heard that the pope wanted to go to bed early so the christmas mass had to be held before midnight. In a couple of years the midnight mass will be held right after sesame street.

By the way please forgive me father for I have sinned. I have been using tumblr lately. So add me if you have an account, because we all know that a large following will bring you happiness and inner peace.

This is one of my new year's resolutions: I'm going to try to spend just two hours online, every single day. This isn't normal anymore. I keep wasting my youth while I could be out there conquering countries and doing something important. HA.
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