chapas pendejos!
so yesterday "v-day" was a single ladies nite out. hehe. paulina, marcela, lina and i went out to eat @ hardrock cafe! we had so much fun. we were taking pictures all the time. i took quite a few i'll post them soon. our waiter was very peculiar, i guess thats the word to use! saw christine too. at first i didnt recognize her (sorry)!
so then we left and walked around! this city has been under construction ever since i got here from ecuador and that was 9 years ago! and so parts of the street where we were walking on had these tunnels to walk by. so lina had my pen and dediced to write something on the wooden wall, then marcela wrote something. then i decided to spit my gun at the wall and write "my wet gum".
so i'm writing and then all of the sudden i hear "cris! stop they're watching you" and i stopped and i see these cops coming towards me. and i'm like... what the fuck?
cop1:what do you think you're doing?
me:oh sorry i wasnt writing anything offensive!
cop2:i'm gonna have to report this and arrest you!
me:why?
cop2:what you are doing is a felony and you can go to jail!
me:well i didnt know there was such a law that said i couldnt write on wooden walls!
cop1:can i see your id!
me: yeah
cop2: why were you doing this? do you do this at home?
me:yeah all the time!
cop2:oh so you write all over you wall!?
me:ofcourse! i have a wall, in my room where i write and draw... see i'm an artist!
cop2:oh you're an artist!?
me: yes i have a private wall at home and at school where i display and write my art! (bullshit)
cop2:how old are you? 80?
me: (talking to myself: do i fucking look 80?) no i'm 19! (dumb cop)
cop1:blah blah blah blah
cop2:blah blah blah blah
me: (man my stomach hurts)
me: (i wonder when they are gonna cuff me?) (oooh i wonder if i get to write their cop car?)
cop2:well i dont ever wanna catch you writing on "my" walls again!
me: (your wall?) oh yeah i'm sorry about that, i honestly didnt know there was a law blah blah!
cop2: you can write on that building, that one and that one but on these two you stay away!
me: (fuck you! i dont see your pathetic name all over them, besides chances are all of our taxes went into buying "your" wall) oh yeah sure i'll never do it again! im sorry again!
cop2: alright well go on and dont do that again!
me: yes, nice hat by the way hahaha
yeah so i almost got arrested last nite, pretty exciting actually! lol! stupid laws! it was funny though, all that time i kept imagining myself during those 5 minutes they give you to call someone... and i could see myself calling my mom telling her that i was in jail for writing on a wooden wall LOL!
so last nite was a nite to remember for sure!! what more could i have asked for on v-day, than an encounter with the law! hahahaha
so then we left and walked around! this city has been under construction ever since i got here from ecuador and that was 9 years ago! and so parts of the street where we were walking on had these tunnels to walk by. so lina had my pen and dediced to write something on the wooden wall, then marcela wrote something. then i decided to spit my gun at the wall and write "my wet gum".
so i'm writing and then all of the sudden i hear "cris! stop they're watching you" and i stopped and i see these cops coming towards me. and i'm like... what the fuck?
cop1:what do you think you're doing?
me:oh sorry i wasnt writing anything offensive!
cop2:i'm gonna have to report this and arrest you!
me:why?
cop2:what you are doing is a felony and you can go to jail!
me:well i didnt know there was such a law that said i couldnt write on wooden walls!
cop1:can i see your id!
me: yeah
cop2: why were you doing this? do you do this at home?
me:yeah all the time!
cop2:oh so you write all over you wall!?
me:ofcourse! i have a wall, in my room where i write and draw... see i'm an artist!
cop2:oh you're an artist!?
me: yes i have a private wall at home and at school where i display and write my art! (bullshit)
cop2:how old are you? 80?
me: (talking to myself: do i fucking look 80?) no i'm 19! (dumb cop)
cop1:blah blah blah blah
cop2:blah blah blah blah
me: (man my stomach hurts)
me: (i wonder when they are gonna cuff me?) (oooh i wonder if i get to write their cop car?)
cop2:well i dont ever wanna catch you writing on "my" walls again!
me: (your wall?) oh yeah i'm sorry about that, i honestly didnt know there was a law blah blah!
cop2: you can write on that building, that one and that one but on these two you stay away!
me: (fuck you! i dont see your pathetic name all over them, besides chances are all of our taxes went into buying "your" wall) oh yeah sure i'll never do it again! im sorry again!
cop2: alright well go on and dont do that again!
me: yes, nice hat by the way hahaha
yeah so i almost got arrested last nite, pretty exciting actually! lol! stupid laws! it was funny though, all that time i kept imagining myself during those 5 minutes they give you to call someone... and i could see myself calling my mom telling her that i was in jail for writing on a wooden wall LOL!
so last nite was a nite to remember for sure!! what more could i have asked for on v-day, than an encounter with the law! hahahaha