Curiouser and curiouser
In response to Megan's post, I shall also wish you a very happy Guy Fawkes day. As an English major, I'm just waiting for a Guy De Maupassant day . . . because I'm a loser.
In other news, I have eaten all of the Reese's Pieces that my mother brought me. Abby = sad.
Let's go over to Chuck for the weather. Chuck?
Well, it's a beautiful day outside, good for apple picking, or killing people with poison apples, or whatever. But I couldn't enjoy it because I was in class, watching this odd, odd girl eat yogurt. I call her "Chalk-lips". She is aptly named because she has the palest, most bloodless, dry looking lips I've ever seen. She covers her face in heavy foundation, so she already has this weird, powdery look to her. But why do her lips match her skin? LICK YOUR FUCKING LIPS BEFORE THE WIND BLOWS THEM OFF! Why do you always eat yogurt so slowly, Chalk-lips? Would you like some chapstick for Christmas? Would you find it offensive if I came up to you with a wet paper towel and made your mouth portal not so arid? That would make me happy.
That just about wraps up the 10:50 o'clock news.
You stay classy . . . planet Livejournal.
In other news, I have eaten all of the Reese's Pieces that my mother brought me. Abby = sad.
Let's go over to Chuck for the weather. Chuck?
Well, it's a beautiful day outside, good for apple picking, or killing people with poison apples, or whatever. But I couldn't enjoy it because I was in class, watching this odd, odd girl eat yogurt. I call her "Chalk-lips". She is aptly named because she has the palest, most bloodless, dry looking lips I've ever seen. She covers her face in heavy foundation, so she already has this weird, powdery look to her. But why do her lips match her skin? LICK YOUR FUCKING LIPS BEFORE THE WIND BLOWS THEM OFF! Why do you always eat yogurt so slowly, Chalk-lips? Would you like some chapstick for Christmas? Would you find it offensive if I came up to you with a wet paper towel and made your mouth portal not so arid? That would make me happy.
That just about wraps up the 10:50 o'clock news.
You stay classy . . . planet Livejournal.