One of the mysteries of men: solved
Megan and I were lounging in our room, as we tend to do. Megan was eating pumpkin seeds and I said something smart-assy. She said, "I'm going to throw a pumpkin seed at you," and then proceeded to aim one at me. So, to throw her off, I readjusted and opened my mouth to catch the food, like guys do all the time.
We thought it was just going to be funny.
And then--
I CAUGHT IT. A tiny little seed. In my mouth. She threw in a lovely arc and I twist my head a little, and there you have it. Hole in one, three point basket, home run, goal, whatever.
We both paused, because this has never happened to either of us before, EVER, and then both went, "ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
There was even a double-handed high-five.
In conclusion: Meg and I are now dudes. We're going to go and change the oil in her car, build a boat, cure cancer (because women can't be scientists!) and maybe objectify lesbians.
Again.
The last one is actually a true story. I insulted some lesbians yesterday.
On accident.
I'll get back to that later.
We thought it was just going to be funny.
And then--
I CAUGHT IT. A tiny little seed. In my mouth. She threw in a lovely arc and I twist my head a little, and there you have it. Hole in one, three point basket, home run, goal, whatever.
We both paused, because this has never happened to either of us before, EVER, and then both went, "ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
There was even a double-handed high-five.
In conclusion: Meg and I are now dudes. We're going to go and change the oil in her car, build a boat, cure cancer (because women can't be scientists!) and maybe objectify lesbians.
Again.
The last one is actually a true story. I insulted some lesbians yesterday.
On accident.
I'll get back to that later.