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As I was driving to work today, I saw a pickup truck pulling a small trailer. On the trailer was a barbecue grill. It was kind of cool, actually. It looked like it was built out of an old propane tank or something, painted pink and made to look like a giant pig. It even had a little curly tail stuck on the end. When I finally got to my exit, I was able to get far enough off to the side to see the head as well.
But for 90% of my commute today, I could only see the tail since the truck was directly in front of me. So, just in case I wasn't already feeling unhappy enough about getting out of bed and driving to another day of work, I spent my entire trip staring up a pig's ass.
Thanks, God. Love you too.
But for 90% of my commute today, I could only see the tail since the truck was directly in front of me. So, just in case I wasn't already feeling unhappy enough about getting out of bed and driving to another day of work, I spent my entire trip staring up a pig's ass.
Thanks, God. Love you too.