My Boyfriend's Diary [4]
Title: My Boyfriend’s Diary
Author: junshoo
Length: chaptered
Genre: crack
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: pg-13
Warning: Rated scene in this chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't own these guys.
Summary: Junsu wishes to become Yoochun, even if for just one day. And because they are from a magic school. Junsu plans on making his wish come true. With magic!
A/N: I SWEAR he's finally gonna swap next chapter. #longanddraggylikechunsdiq
Chapter: 1 2 3
Wednesday, 2nd March
Dear diary,
I can hide my head in shame now. T_T
Did you know...?
Changmin... S-A-W. ME. AND. YOOCHUN. DOING. IT. *SAW*.
*crying*
But he just texted me though about the book. I'm feeling so excited. Yet, still ashamed. T_T
...There was Changmin, trying to help me find the book while I... With Yoochun... It wasn't my fault though!! It was obviously Yoochun’s fault!
Yoochun started it. T_T I hate him omg.
He was so horny that day and... and when he gets horny he gets like, extra greasy and stuff and I really don't know where he gets the grease from!! He's so greasy he's like a lubricant.
...Oh my god, the double meaning. Oh my god, my mind... Aniyo! I'm a pure child! Innocent angel Kim Junsu... ><
And I'm a victim of him, his greasiness and his horniness.
...Don't ask.
Gosh, why is it so warm? I'll need some ice-cream now. Bye!!
Thursday, 3rd March
So I'm meeting Changmin now! He just went to grab us lunch. I'm waiting for him now!! Ah, look he's coming over now!!
Mmm, Changmin got us hitsumabushi. I love this Japanese restaurant. It has really nice food!
"Let's look over this," says Changmin. I'm nodding my head while chewing on a piece of eel.
Haha, Changmin just scolded me to stop writing! But I can't! I need to record this moment. :D My diary's on my lap now so that Changmin won't see~
Changmin's really such a useful friend.
Keke..
Oh my god the book.
Can't write proper sentence.
Too busy.
Amazing.
Oh my god...
Still Thursday, night
Sorry diary for not finishing the previous entry. I was just so amused by the book I stopped writing AND eating my delicious hitsumabushi!!!
I... KIM JUNSU, AM ABLE TO BE MY SEXY BOYFRIEND PARK YOOCHUN!!!
But there's like a few things I need to do though. :/
Here’s a cut from the book. (Yes I actually wrote it down keke)
BODY SWAPPING:
THE KEY TO BODY SWAPPING MAGIC IS THE DNA OF THE INTENDED PERSON ETC SKIN, NAIL, EYELASHES, HAIR. THE MOST RECOMMENDED IS THE HAIR OF COURSE.
AND OF COURSE, BODY SWAPPING ISN'T AS WELL KNOWN AS ABC. IN FACT, MANY THINK THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. IF IT WAS WELL KNOWN, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE GONE CHAOTIC. AND YOU! THE ONE READING THIS BOOK, YES, THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING THIS LIMITED EDITION BOOK BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS SECRET MAGIC. ENJOY.
INGREDIENTS:
1. A SMALL SAMPLE DNA OF INTENDED PERSON.
2. A STRAND OF FUR FROM ANY BLACK CAT/KITTEN
3. A SMALL POUCH.
4. ‘באַרען מיר. באַרען מיר. טאָן מיר’
Look at that! I don't know why, this book sounds funny. Changmin tells me it is because it is illegal though. O: (Changmin’s mum always buy these kinds of books)
Well, moving on.
I'm required to put Yoochun's hair and the kitty hair in the small pouch, recite the spell and place it under my pillow when I sleep. Sounds like what those witches would prescribe if you ask me. Sounds fishy. Hm.
Ah well, getting the ingredients would be no problem though. I have lots of kitties and of course a black one too.
I also have Yoochun. ^^
Annyeong. ^__^
Author: junshoo
Length: chaptered
Genre: crack
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: pg-13
Warning: Rated scene in this chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't own these guys.
Summary: Junsu wishes to become Yoochun, even if for just one day. And because they are from a magic school. Junsu plans on making his wish come true. With magic!
A/N: I SWEAR he's finally gonna swap next chapter. #longanddraggylikechunsdiq
Chapter: 1 2 3
Wednesday, 2nd March
Dear diary,
I can hide my head in shame now. T_T
Did you know...?
Changmin... S-A-W. ME. AND. YOOCHUN. DOING. IT. *SAW*.
*crying*
But he just texted me though about the book. I'm feeling so excited. Yet, still ashamed. T_T
...There was Changmin, trying to help me find the book while I... With Yoochun... It wasn't my fault though!! It was obviously Yoochun’s fault!
Yoochun started it. T_T I hate him omg.
He was so horny that day and... and when he gets horny he gets like, extra greasy and stuff and I really don't know where he gets the grease from!! He's so greasy he's like a lubricant.
...Oh my god, the double meaning. Oh my god, my mind... Aniyo! I'm a pure child! Innocent angel Kim Junsu... ><
And I'm a victim of him, his greasiness and his horniness.
...Don't ask.
Gosh, why is it so warm? I'll need some ice-cream now. Bye!!
Thursday, 3rd March
So I'm meeting Changmin now! He just went to grab us lunch. I'm waiting for him now!! Ah, look he's coming over now!!
Mmm, Changmin got us hitsumabushi. I love this Japanese restaurant. It has really nice food!
"Let's look over this," says Changmin. I'm nodding my head while chewing on a piece of eel.
Haha, Changmin just scolded me to stop writing! But I can't! I need to record this moment. :D My diary's on my lap now so that Changmin won't see~
Changmin's really such a useful friend.
Keke..
Oh my god the book.
Can't write proper sentence.
Too busy.
Amazing.
Oh my god...
Still Thursday, night
Sorry diary for not finishing the previous entry. I was just so amused by the book I stopped writing AND eating my delicious hitsumabushi!!!
I... KIM JUNSU, AM ABLE TO BE MY SEXY BOYFRIEND PARK YOOCHUN!!!
But there's like a few things I need to do though. :/
Here’s a cut from the book. (Yes I actually wrote it down keke)
BODY SWAPPING:
THE KEY TO BODY SWAPPING MAGIC IS THE DNA OF THE INTENDED PERSON ETC SKIN, NAIL, EYELASHES, HAIR. THE MOST RECOMMENDED IS THE HAIR OF COURSE.
AND OF COURSE, BODY SWAPPING ISN'T AS WELL KNOWN AS ABC. IN FACT, MANY THINK THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. IF IT WAS WELL KNOWN, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE GONE CHAOTIC. AND YOU! THE ONE READING THIS BOOK, YES, THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING THIS LIMITED EDITION BOOK BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS SECRET MAGIC. ENJOY.
INGREDIENTS:
1. A SMALL SAMPLE DNA OF INTENDED PERSON.
2. A STRAND OF FUR FROM ANY BLACK CAT/KITTEN
3. A SMALL POUCH.
4. ‘באַרען מיר. באַרען מיר. טאָן מיר’
Look at that! I don't know why, this book sounds funny. Changmin tells me it is because it is illegal though. O: (Changmin’s mum always buy these kinds of books)
Well, moving on.
I'm required to put Yoochun's hair and the kitty hair in the small pouch, recite the spell and place it under my pillow when I sleep. Sounds like what those witches would prescribe if you ask me. Sounds fishy. Hm.
Ah well, getting the ingredients would be no problem though. I have lots of kitties and of course a black one too.
I also have Yoochun. ^^
Annyeong. ^__^