Title: The Jungs VS The Kims
Author:
junshoo &
gayforyunho Length: oneshot
Genre: fluff, crack, romance
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae
Rating: pg-13
Warning: -
Disclaimer: Don't own these guys.
Summary: Two pairs of brothers, neighbours and rivals. But what happens when Yoochun falls in love with his neighbour? A collab with
gayforyunho Once upon a time... there was a boy called Yoochun, a 19 year old who just started his first year in the college. He even had an older brother named Yunho who was 3 years older than him.
They lived in a lovely neighbourhood, right beside the Kims. Everyone in the neighbourhood was a bunch of friendly creepers who would creep on their neighbours sometimes except for the Kims. The Kims were people that shouldn't be messed with even if you're the meanest person on Earth because seriously, they are a set of brothers that would do anything to make you feel like the biggest fool.
The two pair of brothers had been rivals since God had breathed life into the four of them. But that didn't hinder Yoochun from falling in love with the younger version of the Kims, Junsu.
Yoochun even thought that it was pretty immature of his hyung to pick a fight with the older Kim whenever they spot each other. But he would always try to sweeten up the fight whenever Junsu was present.
There were a few moments he tried to make friends with Junsu and all that would have happened if not for Jaejoong screaming for Yoochun to get out of their backyard. It was a hilarious sight for Junsu to witness Yoochun scrambling back to his own backyard through the hole that Yoochun dug out in the bushes in between the houses years ago.
When Junsu turned to face his furious hyung. Jaejoong growled at him, "Yah! What was that?" but Junsu just shrugged it off and went back to his games. And so, for the whole week, Jaejoong gave Junsu a cold shoulder. Talk about fierce. Heh.
From the start when Junsu got to know about the younger Jung having feelings for him, he didn't bother to think of liking him back but as days passed, he began to feel some sort of fluffy feelings forming in his tummy every time Yoochun gets near him. He wondered why he kept developing this 'stomachache' or whatever you call it when he sees Yoochun. He didn't even dare to tell Jaejoong about it especially when his brother just threw tomatoes at Yoochun who was peeking over the fence.
It also didn't help that his bedroom window was facing Yoochun's bedroom window and it just meant that it gives Yoochun a chance to peek at his duckbutt (Jaejoong named it after he chanced upon a photo of a duck with huge ass and it instantly reminded him of Junsu) whenever he forgets to close his window.
"Psssst!" Junsu heard one night. He followed the direction of the voice and saw that it came from Yoochun's room which wasn't quite far considering how close their houses were built. "What?" the younger one shouted across which caused Yoochun to shrivel slightly, afraid of the sudden appearance of the older Kim.
"Shh! Is your brother in?" he squeaked in reply to his crush.
Junsu shook his head, "Nope, he won't be home till midnight."
"Oh uhm great...! You err... wanna... uhm."
Junsu watched as his neighbour stuttered and blushed furiously trying to get his words out.
"...movie, you uhmmmm...me together... tomorrow night?"
It finally dawned on Junsu the meaning of the other's words. Yoochun's face was flushed red and he felt like he could puke out his dinner anytime soon. He wished he could look at Junsu straight in the eye without making a fool of himself. He almost felt rejected when no answer was given but a voice brought him out of his thoughts, "Okay."
"Huh?"
"I said okay." repeated Junsu.
Yoochun could not believe his ears, "D-did you j-just agreed and said okay? Like, okay? Like, o-g-a-y?"
"Gay? Who? Me or you?"
Yoochun couldn't reply as he started jumping around in pure happiness, muttering God-knows-what.
Junsu raised his eyebrows in amusement as he closed the window. When he felt it was safe, a small curve formed on lips.
-
It was a bright sunny Sunday morning; birds were chirping happily setting a good mood for watering plants. Jaejoong sighed happily as he turned on his hose. He began on spraying on the bed of sunflowers that he planted not long ago. It was nice seeing all his hard work has been paid off when the sunflowers started to bloom.
It was such a pretty scenery. Jaejoong smiled to himself as he mentally patted himself on the back. He then hoisted the hose to his side with an intention to water his mother's radishes, which were located just beside the sidewalk.
It seemed like he had watered more than that though.
What he didn’t notice was a figure jogging towards his house. He merely raised his hose a little bit higher, accidentally spraying on the unsuspecting jogger. "Yah!"
Jaejoong hastily turned off the hose as he stuttered out his apologies, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Are you alrigh-- Jung Yunho?"
The jogger turned out to be none other than his neighbour cum rival, Jung Yunho. Jaejoong frowned and wished he could take back his apologies.
"Yes, Jung Yunho. Now what the fuck Kim Jaejoong?" growled the drenched man.
Jaejoong smirked, suddenly glad about the accident.
Yunho was wet from top to bottom with fresh water mixing with his sweat. He flicked his wet fringe that was plastered on his forehead and glared at his all-time favorite nemesis.
"Shouldn't you be doing anything?" asked Yunho as he tried to squeeze the water out from his wet tank-top.
Jaejoong saw how Yunho's muscles flexed and that his wet tank-top was sticking to his skin, revealing the shape of his abs. His eyes were trying so hard not to fall for the deadly temptation of Yunho's godly muscles just because he regarded Yunho as an annoying pest ever since he moved here.
"Oh yeah? Like what?" he challenged, now averting his glared to the hose that he was holding. "From the looks of it, you needed a shower anyway. Be glad I was kind enough to save you some water bills."
"Oh please, I do not need you to preach about saving my utility bills." Yunho huffed, "Thank you very much, Mr Oh So Kind." he sarcastically added.
"You're very welcome." he snarled as he watched his neighbour walked away mumbling some cursing words.
The Kim then found himself washing his face with the dripping water from the hose. He wiped the droplets of water from his face and turned to see his neighbour pulling his wet tank top off before stepping into the house. He saw the naked back of his neighbour and thought, "Woah, I would love to touch those..." He shook his head, trying to get rid of the thoughts forming in his mind. He placed the hose back at its place and went back inside.
"Rival. Hate. Enemy. Despise." he chanted to himself as he made his way to his room and locked himself in.
"Oh no." Junsu replied. Jaejoong's gone nutcase he thought to himself.
Junsu who was sitting on the couch as he was talking on the phone paused what he was doing as he watched his brother's weird behaviour.
"Junsu? Did you heard what I said?" a voice on the other end of the phone got him back to reality.
It was Yoochun, finally gotten Junsu’s number after the movie date last night. "I said my brother just came back home drenched! He said your hyung just sprayed water at him when I asked!"
“Chun, I think my brother is having the time of the month.” Junsu said, stupidly.
-
"Yah, hyung, you okay?" Yoochun knocked on the toilet door. Yunho had been in there doing god knows what for more than an hour already.
The door suddenly burst open, surprising Yoochun as he sees his brother freshly showered and changed out. There was a funny expression on his face though.
"Yeah... I am. Kinda spaced out about there...Have I paid our utility bills..." Yunho said as he dazily walked out of the toilet.
Yoochun stared at the retreating figure and whipped out his phone as he typed a quick text to Junsu:
My bro's actin weird!!
He got a reply a minute later from Junsu asking him to call him and he did.
In a second, Yoochun's name was displayed on his phone and he picked it up at the first ring. "So... how weirder can your weird brother gets now?" asked Junsu while digging through his bag of Ruffles he bought days ago. He munched on the chips loudly, disturbing the other person on the line.
"Whats that noise...Well uhm, he seems to be in a daze. Like... someone's put him under a spell."
"Oh, my brother's been chanting real weird things like," Munch. " 'Enemy. Evil. Hate. Do not think about him' real loudly in his room since... well since this morning." Crunch. Crunch. Munch
"OH REALLY? Ya know, Su. I seem to think our brothers have gone a little bit overboard with their fights."
“Hm?" crunch. crunch. "What do you mean?" munch. munch. "I mean," crunch. "My brother's ALWAYS been going overboard since..." crunch "forever."
"But it's my brother too! He never seems to get along with your brother ever since they laid eyes on each other!" Yoochun sighed, loudly, expressing his disappointment for his brother. "And oh my god, Su, stop munching!"
"Oh sorry. Hehh, but we didn't get along well too you know... Cause of them." Junsu sighed.
"But we ended up together in the end, didn't we?" A sly smile forming on Yoochun's lips as he recalled the last night movie date with his new lover.
Junsu could FEEL his cheeks turning red. "It’s your entire fault you pabo. I would have not even talked to you in the first place! You know how my brother is..!!"
Yoochun like teasing Junsu as much as he could, even if he couldn't see him right, he could imagine the chubby cheeks turning redder by the second, "Yes, only your Pabo. And baby, don't tell me you regretted talking to me?" he asked in a sad voice as he pouted even after knowing that Junsu couldn't even see him.
"Yah! You're going off-topic! Its not about us..its our brothers!"
Yoochun chuckled, sensing that Junsu was getting embarassed. "You know babe, I have a feeling my brother has been carrying a torch for your brother for quite some time actually"
"How do you know?" Junsu asked, still flushed.
"Because he’s my brother and you Kims are a gorgeous bunch, and we Jungs can't help falling in love with you no matter how evil that your hyung can get.” The way Yoochun said it raised some goosebumps on Junsu’s skin. Junsu merely rolled his eyes.
-
"What's this, Su?" Jaejoong asked as a piece of paper which looked like a movie ticket was shove into his hands right when he was about to do his laundry. He examined the movie ticket and frowned at the inappropriate title of the movie.
Junsu smiled and didn't reply. He knew his brother won't turn down anything free.
Jaejoong tilted his head, waiting patiently for his brother's reply. "Okay... so you want me to watch THIS movie with you?"
Junsu nodded with glee, "Hyung, I know you don’t really fancy these kinds of movies. As you can see, I have no one to go with..." His adorable sad face was showing and he knew that Jaejoong won't be able to turn down his offer. "And I really wanna see this movie! Hyung... watch with me?" he ended with a pair of puppy eyes set on his brother's face as though he was hypnotizing him.
"Oh, alright," he gave in at last. Seriously, how can he say no to his beloved baby brother?
Junsu mentally did a victory dance and thanked his brother and went off to text Yoochun about his successful mission.
And Jaejoong was left wondering what's gotten into his baby brother and frowned again when he glanced at the title of the movie.
Yoochun on the other end took in a deep breath as he knocked on his brother's room.
"Yah, hyung, let's go for a movie tonight. Can I come in?"
"Sure." came the reply.
Yoochun entered and the sight of his brother staring out the window greeted him. "Sure? As in, are you agreeing to the movie or to me entering your room?"
Yunho slowly turned to face his little brother, "Both, I guess."
Yoochun noticed that his brother was still in a daze.
-
“Hurry up hyung!! Its almost time for the movie to start!!” Junsu shouted as he ran ahead of his brother. Jaejoong did not replied but merely ran after Junsu. He thought to himself that it had been awhile since they had both caught a movie together. He felt slightly excited today.
Junsu stopped at the door. “Yah, what’s wrong, not entering?” the older asked when he saw that Junsu did not made any move to enter.
Junsu hugged his stomach and made a face, which seemed to be saying I’m-in-pain, “Hyung, I’ve got a tummy ache!!”
“What.”
“You uhh go first! I’ll be back!!”
Before Jaejoong could reply anything, Junsu had already ran off.
Sighing, Jaejoong took a look at his seat number before hesitantly entering the theatre. B-23.
The room was dark, indicating that the movie had already started. Jaejoong carefully followed the lights on the passageway as he made his way to his seat. As he settled himself down on the seat, he glanced around the small theatre, there was not really much people except for a guy beside him in which Jaejoong did not really took notice of. He hoped Junsu would be back fast as he did not really want to be watching half of the movie alone.
-
“Yoochuuuuun!” Junsu squealed when he felt arms enveloping him from behind. He turned to face his lover. His grin mirrored Yoochun’s.
“So they’re seating together now?” Yoochun asked.
Junsu nodded excitedly. He knew that their plan would work wonderfully. Jaejoong was such a scaredy cat like that and nobody really takes notes of who is sitting beside you while you watch a movie since its quite dark, right?
Yoochun smiled. In their heads, they could picture Jaejoong wailing in Yunho’s arms because a corpse had came back to life.
“I’ll just text hyung that I’m having a horrible tummy ache so he wouldn’t worry!” said Junsu while taking out his phone, “What did you tell your brother?”
“That I needed to pee.”
-
“Oh my god, that is gross,” Jaejoong cringed and shut his eyes as he commented out loud when the killing scene in the screen got slightly gruesome.
“I know right, I have no idea why the hell I’m here really,”
Jaejoong turned to the person beside him. Even though it was dark, Jaejoong could see slightly with the help from the screen’s brightness. The person was wearing a baseball cap and a windbreaker. His arms were folded as if he was not really interested in the movie however his eyes were still focused on the screen. Jaejoong could not see the features well however because of his cap.
“And yet you’re still here because--?”
“My younger brother, who went to take a leak and hasn’t been back since forever. I think he ditched me really.”
“Oh my god, mine too! And I don’t even like horror movies! I thought this was supposed to be some brotherly bonding session because I really can’t stand horror movies. It’s too freaky for me--”
HE’S GONNA EAT ME! RUN ALICE, RUN!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
“Ahh!!!” Jaejoong covered his eyes and leaned towards the person beside him as if asking for protection from the zombie in the screen.
“Hey, you okay? You want to get out? I can’t stand these movies either to be honest,” asked baseball-capped guy with concern. Jaejoong thought he had a really nice voice.
Jaejoong said yes and the next thing he knew baseball-capped guy took his hand and led him out.
-
They exited and bright lights shone again. Jaejoong never felt so much better. He thought he was going to puke in the room.
Still holding on to the other’s hand, Jaejoong looked up to thank him. “Hey, thank you so much for being so nice-“
“J-j-jaejoong?” the other immediately let go of Jaejoong’s hand and took a step back.
Jaejoong was confused. It was then he managed to took in the details of the man. He seemed oddly familiar.
And then the man took off his cap.
“Jung Yunho.” Jaejoong gasped. “Shit.”
“Shit indeed.” replied Yunho.
Jaejoong shot a glare at his rival, “I meant shit, did you disinfect your bloody hands?!”
“Did you have your brain checked for being such a crybaby despite your age? And you’re a man at that.”
“Fuck you.” Jaejoong growled and attempted to walk pass Yunho. He needed to get home.
Yunho did not know why but his hand automatically stopped the other from leaving.
“I didn’t disinfect my hands but I did ate fresh mints,” he whispered and gently plant a small kiss on Jaejoong’s soft lips and as quickly as it was, it ended quickly too as he immediately pulled away from the shocked Jaejoong. “S-sorry,” he muttered and looked down.
Jaejoong didn’t say anything. For a moment there was silent. Both trying to digest of what had just happened.
Yunho didn’t know what to say or do anymore, it was as though his body had acted on its own. Was Jaejoong going to hate him more now? He looked up at Jaejoong slowly, scared of what to come.
Jaejoong touched his lips. There was a funny feeling that had stayed there.
And finally, Jaejoong thought, to hell with it, he’s so hot.
He move towards his neighbour and slid his hands around his neck. Their lips met.
-
Yoochun and Junsu watched from a distant. “Awww,” Junsu smiled and cuddled into his lover’s arms, “That’s just so sweet!”
Yoochun nodded and kissed Junsu’s forehead lovingly. He can now visit Junsu without being all sneaky or getting kicked out of their property ever again.