Statham Legacy Generation 1.0
So after a long hiatus and a wipe of my Sims Game I'm back in action with a new legacy that should hopefully get finished. It'll probably take a while but I think I've got the in-game kinks worked out so I shouldn't have any tech issues this time. Without further adieu...
This is our lovely Legacy founder Jocelyn Statham (cut me some slack I was watching the Transporter). She's a Pisces and a family sim with a long term want of graduating 3 children from college which I hate her for. University makes me insane.
"ZOMG! MY OWN LEGACY!!!! WHOOT!" Try not to get too excited.
"But this is a great opportunity for me to shine! To make my mark on the Sims Universe!" I guess you'd like to thank the academy right?
I love when they try to catch butterflies.
However she sucks at life...
...and doesn't catch a single butterfly. So that the emo fest doesn't continue, I build her a crappy little house on a small lot because Big Lots + Seasons = lag from hell.
I build her this cute little house. It has no interior walls because I'm selfish and I want to try this:
I give her a couple trees and a small greenhouse. This is one of the first families I'm playing with Seasons and I'm anxious to try it out. Plus it's fall in Legacyville so it's going to snow soon. Thus the greenhouse.
She immediately runs inside to paint.
"Zees ees where I'll paint my masterpiece!" While she's busy gettin' her Slavador Dahli on, I go and scope the sidewalk for men.
Eeew, no. Not long after he leaves the welcome wagon shows up and it's 2 chicks and Cory Gilscarbo who oddly looks nothing like Goopy. He's still busted but only in a whole different way.
This hottie shows up so I rush her ass outside to chat.
"So do you like, have a job? I only ask because I want no part of working. I'm a family sim and I need babies."
"I do a lot of heavy lifting if you know what I mean." *wink wink*
"They don't call me the skyscraper for nothing, BB." Ahem, alright enough innuendo. Suddenly a thunderstorm starts.
"WTF!!!! Is that rain? I felt a drop. Did you feel a drop?"
They rush inside to have a lovely pillow fight.
He likes fat chicks. Awesome. However he is crushin' on our dear Jocelyn.
So we commence the flirting...
...and the backrubs
...and of course the kissing. Not long after they both start getting moody.
"NO WAY BB!!! I H8 TEHZ SNOW!!!
"Who fucking cares?" So I let him leave. They've had enough for one night and she's exhausted and sleeps all the way until the next afternoon.
She invites him over the next day and wooing continues. He leaves early though because I've got a one track mind and he's SOOOOOOO hungry!!!!!
The next night they do some more relationship building on the lawn and I try to get him to move in but Jocelyn is sorely rebuffed. "DO NOT WANT!!!" Not cool dude.
So we pull out all the stops.
Eventually he is ours!!!!
Coziness ensues...
...and I hear jingle bells. Sweet - Gen 2 is on the way.
"Stupid leader of the pack!" *grumble grumble* Somebody's got to do it love. Afterward I give him a makeover because the mohawk is getting on my nerves.
He who's name I can't remember has a job as a paramedic. The driver is pretty hot.
While he's away, princess lounges the day away. "This legacy shit isn't as cool as they talk about in the Family Bin" I told you so.
Later that day a couple of dogs get into it on the front lawn. Notice he just dug up a hole in the same spot the Mr. Man just filled in.
SHOCK AND AWE!!!! The paperboy is clearly distressed by this.
Leader of the Pack FTW!
The live-in lovah gets started on the Legacy portrait cuz he has a zillion creativity points.
"OH NOES!!!" What could this face be for?
Well of course, it's for pop numero uno.
I figure it's a good time, so they get engaged. Of course this is after the fact because I like cinematic mode.
The betrothed takes care of the trees while Jocelyn sleeps all damn day on the couch. Not only is fall my favorite season it's also my favorite sim season. I adore the colors.
He also finishes her portrait. They're always much darker than I'd like them to be.
Pop numero dos.
"Hey it's snowing!"
*ponders*
"Son of a Bitch" She can't pout too long because...
IT'S BABY TIME!!!!
"OH THE PAIN!!!! THE AGONY!!!" Boo-Hoo nobody feels bad for you.
Okay maybe your lovah does.
Or not. *blank stare* "What? I was a million miles away dear."
Wait...what is going on here?
Great, twins. Two boys, Joshua and Jason. It appears as though they both have his skintone.
I think one has black hair and green eyes and the other brown hair and hazel eyes but I can't really tell.
Meanwhile I notice the hot delivery lady has showed up to coach the birth. She's super fly. Maybe she can marry one of the babies she's just witnessed being born. Only in the Sims.
What's better than snow angels in your PJs on a cold wintry night. *headdesk*
"So now that you're not pregnant can I give you some of my heat seeking missile again?" Perhaps in the next episode dear. We do need three babies.
That's all for now. Stay tuned for future updates. Comments, as always, are greatly appreciated.
This is our lovely Legacy founder Jocelyn Statham (cut me some slack I was watching the Transporter). She's a Pisces and a family sim with a long term want of graduating 3 children from college which I hate her for. University makes me insane.
"ZOMG! MY OWN LEGACY!!!! WHOOT!" Try not to get too excited.
"But this is a great opportunity for me to shine! To make my mark on the Sims Universe!" I guess you'd like to thank the academy right?
I love when they try to catch butterflies.
However she sucks at life...
...and doesn't catch a single butterfly. So that the emo fest doesn't continue, I build her a crappy little house on a small lot because Big Lots + Seasons = lag from hell.
I build her this cute little house. It has no interior walls because I'm selfish and I want to try this:
I give her a couple trees and a small greenhouse. This is one of the first families I'm playing with Seasons and I'm anxious to try it out. Plus it's fall in Legacyville so it's going to snow soon. Thus the greenhouse.
She immediately runs inside to paint.
"Zees ees where I'll paint my masterpiece!" While she's busy gettin' her Slavador Dahli on, I go and scope the sidewalk for men.
Eeew, no. Not long after he leaves the welcome wagon shows up and it's 2 chicks and Cory Gilscarbo who oddly looks nothing like Goopy. He's still busted but only in a whole different way.
This hottie shows up so I rush her ass outside to chat.
"So do you like, have a job? I only ask because I want no part of working. I'm a family sim and I need babies."
"I do a lot of heavy lifting if you know what I mean." *wink wink*
"They don't call me the skyscraper for nothing, BB." Ahem, alright enough innuendo. Suddenly a thunderstorm starts.
"WTF!!!! Is that rain? I felt a drop. Did you feel a drop?"
They rush inside to have a lovely pillow fight.
He likes fat chicks. Awesome. However he is crushin' on our dear Jocelyn.
So we commence the flirting...
...and the backrubs
...and of course the kissing. Not long after they both start getting moody.
"NO WAY BB!!! I H8 TEHZ SNOW!!!
"Who fucking cares?" So I let him leave. They've had enough for one night and she's exhausted and sleeps all the way until the next afternoon.
She invites him over the next day and wooing continues. He leaves early though because I've got a one track mind and he's SOOOOOOO hungry!!!!!
The next night they do some more relationship building on the lawn and I try to get him to move in but Jocelyn is sorely rebuffed. "DO NOT WANT!!!" Not cool dude.
So we pull out all the stops.
Eventually he is ours!!!!
Coziness ensues...
...and I hear jingle bells. Sweet - Gen 2 is on the way.
"Stupid leader of the pack!" *grumble grumble* Somebody's got to do it love. Afterward I give him a makeover because the mohawk is getting on my nerves.
He who's name I can't remember has a job as a paramedic. The driver is pretty hot.
While he's away, princess lounges the day away. "This legacy shit isn't as cool as they talk about in the Family Bin" I told you so.
Later that day a couple of dogs get into it on the front lawn. Notice he just dug up a hole in the same spot the Mr. Man just filled in.
SHOCK AND AWE!!!! The paperboy is clearly distressed by this.
Leader of the Pack FTW!
The live-in lovah gets started on the Legacy portrait cuz he has a zillion creativity points.
"OH NOES!!!" What could this face be for?
Well of course, it's for pop numero uno.
I figure it's a good time, so they get engaged. Of course this is after the fact because I like cinematic mode.
The betrothed takes care of the trees while Jocelyn sleeps all damn day on the couch. Not only is fall my favorite season it's also my favorite sim season. I adore the colors.
He also finishes her portrait. They're always much darker than I'd like them to be.
Pop numero dos.
"Hey it's snowing!"
*ponders*
"Son of a Bitch" She can't pout too long because...
IT'S BABY TIME!!!!
"OH THE PAIN!!!! THE AGONY!!!" Boo-Hoo nobody feels bad for you.
Okay maybe your lovah does.
Or not. *blank stare* "What? I was a million miles away dear."
Wait...what is going on here?
Great, twins. Two boys, Joshua and Jason. It appears as though they both have his skintone.
I think one has black hair and green eyes and the other brown hair and hazel eyes but I can't really tell.
Meanwhile I notice the hot delivery lady has showed up to coach the birth. She's super fly. Maybe she can marry one of the babies she's just witnessed being born. Only in the Sims.
What's better than snow angels in your PJs on a cold wintry night. *headdesk*
"So now that you're not pregnant can I give you some of my heat seeking missile again?" Perhaps in the next episode dear. We do need three babies.
That's all for now. Stay tuned for future updates. Comments, as always, are greatly appreciated.