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I was just flipping through the channels when I heard Jessica Simpson being described as a cultural icon for America.
Great. As if the rest of the world didn't look down on us enough already...
But now we are proudly represented by a retard who can't decipher whether or not tuna FISH is really fish or chicken. Durrrr. But it says chicken of the sea. Right there.
*smashes head off desk*
Now Jessica Simpson may be a nice enough person... but too bad. What we need to do is cut her head open, remove her brain (assuming there actually IS one in there somewhere), and proceed to throw it down a really jagged cliff. Just for shits and/or giggles of course. But don't be surprised if upon retrieval of the brain, you find it is a vast improvement over the old un-jagged cliffed brain. Then I think it would be a nice gesture to donate the brain to some local school children to use at recess time. Perhaps as a basketball. You see... I don't just want to do this because Jessica Simpson is a moron... but I want to do it for the kids. It's just my small way of doing what I can to make the world a better place for everyone. One decapitated head at a time.
**No stupid people were harmed in the updation of this livejournal.
Great. As if the rest of the world didn't look down on us enough already...
But now we are proudly represented by a retard who can't decipher whether or not tuna FISH is really fish or chicken. Durrrr. But it says chicken of the sea. Right there.
*smashes head off desk*
Now Jessica Simpson may be a nice enough person... but too bad. What we need to do is cut her head open, remove her brain (assuming there actually IS one in there somewhere), and proceed to throw it down a really jagged cliff. Just for shits and/or giggles of course. But don't be surprised if upon retrieval of the brain, you find it is a vast improvement over the old un-jagged cliffed brain. Then I think it would be a nice gesture to donate the brain to some local school children to use at recess time. Perhaps as a basketball. You see... I don't just want to do this because Jessica Simpson is a moron... but I want to do it for the kids. It's just my small way of doing what I can to make the world a better place for everyone. One decapitated head at a time.
**No stupid people were harmed in the updation of this livejournal.