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it hurts to laugh. it hurts to cough. but ooohweeee my stomach is getting flatter! yea baby!
taken (and slightly modified) from tyler's father because i thought it was cute:
nine years ago...
1. body parts were growing and a period became just more than a dot at the end of a sentence.
2. i went from being a brandenburg brave to a webb bear.
3. life as i knew it would never be the same again. ever.
4. i met my three best friends who have been there through thick and thin, for the laugh, the shits and the giggles.
six years ago...
1. i re-enrolled in high school.
2. i quit after a year at my first job as a hostess.