Oct 10, 2008 10:27
LIQUID ASSETS
If you had invested $1,000 in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today.
If you had invested $1,000 in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had invested $1,000 in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.