Will = a big, fat, LIE.

Oct 05, 2010 15:15


Yuppp.
Tre' Harsh? 
How about you see Will yourself??
Or at least just read this and see the stuff he's been doing lately..

This states all past mistakes he's made that I've seen.
All the way back from the first day of Geometry Honors, to this current day right now.

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I. He isn't your average typical Asian.
Stereotypical? I think not.
In fact, this whole school is buiit from bricks of stereotypes.
So people, as soon as they see him (because he just looks Asian. Korean, specifically), they will say, "Oh. He's Asian. Let's ask him the answers about the War in 1812!!"

However.

He's very ghetto. (No offense to those raised in the ghetto)
He wears Nike, Sean Johns, all that stuff.
And the way he talks and the stuff he says is all........ SDKJFSLK.

He DOES get bad grades on tests and quizzes, as well as basic assignments.

The only thing Asian about him is the time where he got all spastic and spammed my Facebook wall, asking me for my friend's number because he needs her graphing calculator. (He literally SPAMMED it. I swear, half the notifications I got was from him. That is a lot more than you think. He even called 4th place for My Top Fans list! Seriously?!)

He even plays basketball.
Seriously. HE does? 
I can see other people play BB, but HIM?!?!?!
He's a big chubby prep that wears pink polo shirts, and PLAYS BASKETBALL?!

Can you imagine that?!?!?!?!?!?!

II. Misconduct.
I remember in Geometry last year, his phone went off.
Now, no big deal right? 
After all, it's an Honors class.
It's full of SMART, INTELLECTUAL KIDS WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

"Ohh, maybe it was a mistake"
"Yeahh, he didn't mean for it to go off!"
"Maybe he got back from the doctor's appointment and left it on!"
"Poor Will!"

Blahh. Poor Will my aunt Jenny's toe fungus (god. I hope she doesn't have any. I massaged her feet when I went to visit her. O___O)

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!

It's a call for attention, that's what it is.

He either left it on by accident (oh, how responsible).
OR. He left it on sound ON PURPOSE, just to gather attention.

After all, he did seem "cool" about it after his phone was confiscated.
No.
That's not what you're supposed to do.
You're not supposed to laugh it off and say, "Hahh, you like my ringtone?" (by the way, it was a stupid ringtone. It was like, some guy going LOOLOOLOOLOO or something...)
No. That's not representing our (small) portion of the Asian population in this school.
Especially in an HONORS class.

III. Overall call for attention.
His "dirty" deeds are not cute.
They are not funny.
It's a sign for attention.
Seeing that I have NEVER heard of his mother (which is maybe a sign he either 1) does not like his mother or 2) lives alone with his [priest] father) he's probably asking for the attention to replace the lack of attention he's getting from his mother.
Either that or his father.
Maybe both.

But his family life is not my business.
But his behavior is.

Being someone who I used to like, and the fact that he is representing whatever small Korean population we have, he's making them look BAD.
And it's not cool.

Like today, saying his father was making him stay up until 1AM?

First of all, you don't tell that to your friends.
You know, if one of them even CARED, they could have sued your father for "abuse" (<< that's what they were debating over).
OR they would have sent a counselor to your home to therapize your family.
You don't want that, now DO YOU?!

Second of all, you don't tell your friends (especially YOURS) because they will just shout it out to the class, or even ask the TEACHER herself if "making your child stay up till 1AM studying is illegal and is a sign of abuse".

You know what makes the teacher think?

The teacher will think that your father is abusive, and may even report you.
Thankfully, our teacher is a CIVICS teacher (which means, she knows laws and everything) so she KNOWS that's NOT illegal, and she knows Will.
He's a slack-off, no-good fuddy duddy.
She knows it's probably a lie and it's just a way for him to gather attention to himself.
Well, guess what?

It surely did work.
But not to this girl.

First off, WHY in the world will your father make you do that?!
He says he wakes up about 7AM.
That means you get 6-7 hours of sleep.
That's the amount I sleep, and I wake up at 6:30.
Awww, cheer up Will, you get as much sleep as I do!! :P 
So don't complain, foo.

Second off, If you study for that long, why aren't you the top of our class already?
Assuming your bus comes around 4, you having homework or after school activities, 5:30.
You have dinner around 6-7, then you may start studying.
That is 5-6 hours of studying!!
That is, if you don't exclude hours of watching TELEVISION, or going on FACEBOOK, you get about 3-4 hours of studying.
That is how much I study for 3-4 days. (Yes. 1 hour of studying for me. No more, maybe less.)
So if you get 4x more study time as I do, why aren't you better than me?
Getting jealous or staring at me funny when I got a 100 on my Algebra II exam?
DIDN'T YOU GET THE SAME??? 
No. He didn't. He got a 97.
[NOTE: I DIDN'T EVEN STUDY FOR THIS TEST. REMEMBER, I NEVER STUDY!!!]
Awww, what a waste of 3-4 hours... :P

And lastly... DO YOU THINK WE'RE FLIPPING STUPID????
[SPOILER: MATH AHEAD]
Your dad is a priest, right? He's a very religious person.
Let's assume that your father preaches on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays (the average typical church schedule for a Korean Presbytarian church in my area). So that means you only get Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays to study (3-4 hours of study time- including FB/TV time) to study.
That's over 9 hours a week of studying.
Seeing that majority of the time used is when your father is preaching, you only have to stay up till 1AM (IF his story is true) to study for 3 days (approx. 43% of the week).
That's less than HALF, genius.

How about you research all of this, instead of boasting to your HONORS class that you have to stay up past midnight to study.
In fact, you probably don't even use that time studying!!! (which brings us back to RN II).

So, as you can see, with detailed research from ME...
you can see that Will...

is a BIG.
Fat.
Son of a gun.
LIE.

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