Dear... School: Shet, Gonna Get The Soap Bar In My Mouth Now...
Dear Bitches of my School...
Damn you guys.
Can't we just get along?
Why you always gotta start something?
Are you that bored in school, where you just love getting involved in drama and laughing about it?
I mean, what's so amusing about Lily breaking up with Jason because Jason had sex with Ally?
I mean, WHO THE FUCK CARES.
And stop being so shallow and judgemental.
We're all just the same as you.
You think that you need to hang out with the same people all because you're "popular"?
Do you even know what the hell "popular" means?!
Yeahh, that's right, suckers.
It means everyone likes you.
And man, what in the world are you doing?
You think you're so popular because you had an affair with your best friend's man.
Yeah, you're definitely on the top of the world.
You know, the kids out there who you think are "weirdos" or "freaks" deserve an award.
You know why?
Because they have to deal with your bitchass every single fucking day and they don't give a damn about your empty little words.
HELL. They're having more fun than you, prolly!
So stop being snotty little high nosed fuckers and grow the fuck up.
You know what Miranda Lambert says...
♪We're just like you... only prettier(:♫
Dear Teachers of my School...
You got a Bachelor's degree to do THIS?!
Dear Ex-Friend of my School...
Girl, something about you's changed.
We used to be the best of friends, man.
And now you're going around thinking you're so badass when you're not.
Check your attitude girl.
You used to be the top student of our class.
And now look at you.
You're throwing away your life, man.
Not cool.
You used to be the smart one in Latin.
Now you're the one asking for my help.
What the hell? I'm not even good at Latin, yet I'm better than you.
Don't you think that's saying something?!
(Dear Stomach of my Digestive System...
Stop assassinating me internally...
It's not cool. -_______-)
I really am concerned for you, but at the same time, it's your life.
You can screw it up and lose your chance to a scholarship.
Because you do have the potential too!
Well, at least you had that potential.
Now you're becoming a stupid little crabass who doesn't even want to take a glance at me.
You know, at least I have friends that I KNOW are there for me.
Not just claiming they're there for me JUST TO COPY MY WORK, goddammit.
Watch your mouth too, sassy pants.
Nobody cares if your teacher gave you a C.
In fact, I bet you deserved that C, because you probably half-assed your way through it.
You may be one of the snotties now.
And you may think you're on top of the world.
But you know what?
You better not come to me when your boss turns out to be a nerd that you use to laugh and joke at and discriminate and now you're getting your goddamn payback because you didn't want to do your own goddamn work because your lazy ass didn't want to do half of it because you think you're going to get good grades anyway.
See you at college, bitch(;