Isla Says Hi! + CAPSLOCK 24
Hi, everyone!
I spent yesterday playing Isla. I'm very nearly done getting all the spares settled in. Faith and Oliver won't be having any kids quite yet because I miss the main house, and everyone else is all set up with their significant others as seen on TV in Chapter 41. This means I have Isla picspam, wooooo!
I know I've said this before, but I personally believe Isla is the prettiest this generation out of the three girls. She wears both her parents' features very well. She just exudes this really nice personality, and she gets along with everyone she meets.
I didn't really have a theme with her clothes. Brightly colored glasses and something comfortable cause she's a gamer and couldn't care less. Isla's house is well-equipped for gaming. She gets a fancy computer and a big screen TV for her SSX3. Wish fulfillment, yay.
See, she even gets excited for the rain! It rained a lot when I played Isla's house, which I named 5 Lemon Lane. At first it was spring so I was like "Okay then" but summer came and the rain kept up. So I don't know.
This is Isla's made-over significant other, former professor of biology Samuel Parker. He's got the same face template as Seb, so I tried my best to make him look as little like Seb as I could. Like with the stupid little chin-beard thing. Seb would never do that.
"Hey!"
Hush your face, recessive hair Seb clone. You even stole his initials, for pity's sake.
"Did not! You never actually changed his last name in-game to Philtre so--"
No one cares about your life. They're here for Isla.
Ah, but she loves him so. They talk about biology or something. Biology of gamers? I don't know.
They got married and Samuel took on the Granger name. I don't know, for some reason a lot of this generation took their spouses' name. Like Faith is going to take Oliver's, Sparks, and Imperius took Douglas's, Perry, and Ignotus took Ivy's, Copur. It's gotten sort of repetitive with everyone's last name being Granger. Variety! In any event, Samuel is a Family Sim and immediately rolled the want for a baby. But I wanted Isla to be all permaplat, cause I changed her LTW to Journalism because I think it suits her better. Everyone else is at some obscure career level and will forever be, getting brought home for eons to come. So I waited.
Isla topped her career, and then quit...
...got pregnant, and the folds of fabric on the outfit made her bump look all misshapen...
...Samuel topped Edumacation as per his LTW, taunting his co-worker Ig...
...and then baby Arthur was born! He has his dad's gray eyes and his mom's brown hair. Either this means Samuel is a fake blonde or the recessive didn't pull through this time. The latter happens. SimJune's blonde and Felix has the recessive, and they have two daughters, a blonde and a brunette. So yeah.
So here's little Arthur. He, predictably, looks a lot like both his father and grandfather, because his father is creepy and steals other people's faces. Even so, he's cute.
Ah yes, so sweet and innocent with that little smile. Right? WRONG.
Arthur is a Scorpio like Leonard. For some reason, there are extremely varied personalities this generation, especially in terms of nice points. They're all pretty active, most are playful, and most are neat, except Liana. Anyway, the nice points are all over the place. Leo and Arthur have one apiece, Natalie has four, while Liana has ten like Uncle Inigo and Walter (Imperius's kid who we have yet to meet) has six. It's weird.
But I think Arthur's going to be fooling everyone with that smile.
"OMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
Dear Vanessa,
If you don't get rid of that mouth for the main line, I swear, I will punch your jaw so your mouth swells up like that. I cannot have a Jack with a mouth like that, it's ridiculous. But the odds are good, none of the other J kids got the Seb mouth. It's only because Arthur's dad has the mouth as well, methinks.
"Jooney? You fink I'm mean?"
No, honey, I know you're mean. You can't hide it.
"But...wook at my wittle smile, Jooney! I'm not mean!"
Arthur, you are the eleventh generation of Sims I've raised. The vast majority of them were mean, which is why I adore your Uncle Inigo so much, because he's a rare ten nice pointer. Don't get me wrong, I love my meanies, but you ain't fooling me, bub.
In any event, Arthur grew up and took a darker spin on his mother's glasses. I mean, honestly, with two parents with glasses, IRL him needing them would be inevitable. Also he looks incredibly cute with them.
No, Arthur, don't drink the--!
Yeah, we don't have an evil genius in the making here.
Well, that's Arthur for you! Now, I mentioned Arthur's cousin and the fourth born of Generation J, Walter. He's Imperius and Douglas's son and he's kinda weird looking, which is Douglas's fault.
But Douglas amuses me all the same. *snicker*
That's Walter. Imperius loves him, at least. He's got a squished nose and in his toddlerhood reminded me of a frog. So yeah.
That's that for now. Super Bowl's on later tonight, so the house smells like chicken wings and I can't watch 24. *whine* There's three episodes left in the season and Jack's girlfriend is being supremely obnoxious and I want to shoot her in the face and Tony and Michelle (aka my 24 OTP) split up after the last season because Tony became an alcoholic and Michelle left and they both dated WAYYYYYY below themselves afterwards with Tony hooking up with some bitchface bartender and Michelle hooking up with this grody old guy at division, CTU's bosses who are obnxious, but now they're working together again and falling in love again and Tony told Michelle he doesn't love the bitch he's with and it's SO GREAT! There was this scene when they were alone and Tony was like "Everything fell apart after you left" and Michelle was like "I didn't want it to be this way" and I was like "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then a phone rang and I was like "DAMMIT!" So I'm excited.
Wow that's just a solid block of text. More on Jack's obnxious girlfriend Audrey. She's the daughter of the Secretary of Defense, who Jack works for now (he got back at CTU, don't fret) and at the beginning she was all like "OMG SQUEE ILY JACK ^_^ <3333" and Jack was like "YAY ILY TOO AUDREY YOU MAKE ME HAPPYYYYY" (paraphrasing) but OMG ONE PROBLEM Audrey had a husband but they'd been seperated for nine months so everything was cool. THEN Audrey and her dad got kidnapped by terrorists but Jack and the Marines saved them, but then Audrey's husband Paul showed up at CTU and he was like "OMG AUDREY R U OKAYZ I STILL LOVE YOU AND...STUFF" and she was like "OMG EW GO AWAY" and she SPECIFICALLY SAID TO JACK "I'M GONNA DIVORCE HIM AND STUFF" and I was like "Okay then, cool." But then Paul's all like "OKAYZ I'M GONNA GO WIFF JACK AND HELP HIM AND STUFF" and Jack's like "Um no, go back to CTU" but Paul's like "NU NU I CAN LIEK HELP AND STUFF" and Jack's like "FINE W/E OH AND STEP OFF MY GIRLFRIEND" so they go but Paul takes a bullet for Jack and saves his life and so Audrey starts playing nurse and feeling bad for him. She's like "OMG PAUL ILY LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN" and Paul's like "W00T" and Jack's like "UM OKAY THEN MAY I REMIND YOU THAT YOU WOKE UP WITH ~ME~ THIS MORNING" and I'm like "DUDE TWELVE HOURS AGO YOU SAID YOU WOULD DIVORCE HIM RAAAAAAAAGE" and then Audrey was like "THEY'RE GUNNA MOVE YOU TO THIS HOSPITAL & I'M GUNNA GET AN APARTAMENT AND HALP U AND STUFF CAUSE ILY AGAIN CAUSE YOU'RE INJURED" and Paul's like "YAY OH WAIT THIS SAC NEAR MY HEART IS FILLING UP WITH BLOOD" and the doctor's like "OMG HE NEEDZ MOAR SURGERY" and meanwhile Jack's kidnapping the only suspect but he gets shot in the process and his lungs are filling up with fluid and Jack's like "DAMMIT WE'RE LOSING HIM GUISE" so they storm back into the clinic at CTU but OMG Paul's getting his operation and there's only one surgeon for some bizarre reason and Jack's like "YO DOCTORFACE FIX MY SUSPECT CAUSE HE'S OUR ONLY LINK TO A TERRORIST WHO HAS A FLIPPING NUCLEAR WARHEAD SO YEAH" and the doctor's like "DUDE PAUL WILL GET DEADED IF I LEAVE" and Audrey's like "OMG NUUUUUUUU" and everyone's like "STFU YOU WERE GONNA DIVORCE HIM" and the doctor goes to the other guy and Jack tries to save Paul but he gets deaded and Audrey's like "OMG JACK YOU SON OF A BETCH YOU KILLED HIM WAHHHH" and I'm like "OKAY YOU GO GET HIT BY THE NUCLEAR WARHEAD BETCH" and Jack's like "GASPSHOCKHORROR I DID MAH JERB AND WE HAD TO MAKE SACRIFICES OH WOE IS YOU AUDREY" and my dad's like "EVAR HEAR OF PATRIOTISM AND SACRIFIES FOR YOUR COUNTRY BETCH?" So now Audrey's like "OMG JACK I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT U RITE NAO /SHUN" so basically she's just being really obnoxious for no reason.
*faints from lack of oxygen*
Quote of the Day: "Diss my OTP and die."
~June