From
this website (hopefully I'll be buying a jersey or two from them eventually...):
Do any of these statements describe you?
• You have more than one cycling catalog strategically placed in the bathroom. [YES]
• You consider the schedule of the Tour de France when planning your summer vacation.
• Frankly, you have some rather odd-looking tanlines. [YES]
• You keep your your bicycle in the living room. [YES The front hall - two; guest bedroom - 3]
• All the dudes who work at the local bike shop recognize you. [almost...]
• You have actually waited for an Italian bicycle manufacturer's slow-loading and overdone Flash web intro to load.
• Your non-cycling friends can neither believe the amount you ride, nor do they understand why. [YES]
• You have no non-cycling friends.
Answer yes to any two of the statements above, and face it: you've got a Gearheart.
[This girl has a gearheart]