Maybe we're torn apart

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Title: Collision Course (9/13)
Pairing: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso/Harry Kewell, Steve Finnan/Daniel Agger
Characters: The entire Liverpool squad.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: None of this is real. I don’t own the boys.
A/N: University AU | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

Comments

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First again? xDD

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Pepe the Buffer Zone *dies* LMAO, this is very Pepe-ish, indeed!

“I’m all for inner beauty, Fernando, but if you gain weight, I’m not going to want to fuck you,” Harry warned seriously. Girl, this chapter is one big quote, seriously, every phrase could be quoted here! Harry is too irresistible for his own good, dammit

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Oh my goodness, it seems like I've written you an essay here. Sorry, I never learnt to shut up on time 8)))
xxx

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Hahaha, you = fierce critic, you scare me. XP

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I'm a damn addict, it's my diagnosis xD

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Omigod, you're such a fucking addict, babes. XP

*pats Harry* I love his snark and shallowness at Fernando. XP

But but but. As much as I appreciate your thesis-level analysis of Xabi/Harry/semi-Stevie conflict, did I say it was over between Harry and Xabi? *blinks innocently*

Togger is not soap opera! D: Fernando is hurt so, you know he wants his revenge or whatever. And Danny's still a shower-room perv, which is good right? Normalcy in the world! XP

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Your stuff is making me unusually emotional, I'm quite composed and shy in real life xD

Oh, I guesss you didn't say that Harryette will be left all alone and (slightly) heart-broken, OH NOES! But wait, I know you'd never ever leave him single... there must be someone for him *eyes Mika suspiciously*

But of course! The world is still pretty much the same if there are shower-pervs (I wouldn't mind having Dani in MY shower *dreamily* I always have difficulties with soaping my back anyway) xDD