Maybe we're torn apart

Jun 08, 2008 04:03

Title: Collision Course (9/13)
Pairing: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso/Harry Kewell, Steve Finnan/Daniel Agger
Characters: The entire Liverpool squad.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: None of this is real. I don’t own the boys.
A/N: University AU | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8Read more... )

collision course series, steven gerrard, harry kewell, fiction, stephen finnan, xabi alonso, fernando torres, daniel agger

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aguardente June 7 2008, 21:11:20 UTC
Pepe the Buffer Zone *dies* LMAO, this is very Pepe-ish, indeed!

“I’m all for inner beauty, Fernando, but if you gain weight, I’m not going to want to fuck you,” Harry warned seriously.
Girl, this chapter is one big quote, seriously, every phrase could be quoted here! Harry is too irresistible for his own good, dammit!

Okay, first I'm definitely sorry that Harry's and Xabi's joyful encounters are over, they were a mighty pairing *sighs*
I do know that Harry won't probably take it too seriously (although he DOES like Xabi a bit more than he'd like too), but they were great together: like black and white. Of course, Xabi got spoilt eventually, but at least it was fun, no?
What fun did he have with Stevie? Stevie's been stability (eh!), for sure. But it's not really so exciting *shrugs*
And if to forget the main reason why their breaking is not nice (Stevie clinging to Fernando, URGH! *shakes fist*), I'm quite confused about what exactly were Xabi's motives, when he started this affair with Harry? Was it just a fling or did he really see something special in Harry? If so, why the hell didn't he stop their mundane relationships with Stevie? Deep psychological prob here xD I got carried away.

Then, FORGODSAKE, my heart just can't take all this soap opera you do with Togger, for real. I suppose everything'll be fine with them eventually, but I guess I'll be totally depressed (and would have to eat chocolate puddings before lunch) by this happy moment and the only mentioning of these two will make me think of immense pain and tragedy. Guh, I'm even more irritated by Stevie (now being so sad and lonely, bohoo... *sarcasm!alert*) than by Finns, who... Pfft, I don't even get HIS motives anymore. His logic is beyond my understanding *rolls eyes*

On the whole - you're a sadist. End of story.
(But I still think you're bloody gorgeous ♥♥♥♥ Even though you made Togger undergo immense drama *pouts*)
xxxx
(AND YOSSI IS LOVE! XDD BUT I ♥ U MOAR!)

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aguardente June 7 2008, 21:12:41 UTC
Oh my goodness, it seems like I've written you an essay here. Sorry, I never learnt to shut up on time 8)))
xxx

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jumping_down June 7 2008, 21:54:45 UTC
Hahaha, you = fierce critic, you scare me. XP

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aguardente June 9 2008, 20:06:30 UTC
I'm a damn addict, it's my diagnosis xD

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jumping_down June 7 2008, 21:53:24 UTC
Omigod, you're such a fucking addict, babes. XP

*pats Harry* I love his snark and shallowness at Fernando. XP

But but but. As much as I appreciate your thesis-level analysis of Xabi/Harry/semi-Stevie conflict, did I say it was over between Harry and Xabi? *blinks innocently*

Togger is not soap opera! D: Fernando is hurt so, you know he wants his revenge or whatever. And Danny's still a shower-room perv, which is good right? Normalcy in the world! XP

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aguardente June 9 2008, 20:11:41 UTC
Your stuff is making me unusually emotional, I'm quite composed and shy in real life xD

Oh, I guesss you didn't say that Harryette will be left all alone and (slightly) heart-broken, OH NOES! But wait, I know you'd never ever leave him single... there must be someone for him *eyes Mika suspiciously*

But of course! The world is still pretty much the same if there are shower-pervs (I wouldn't mind having Dani in MY shower *dreamily* I always have difficulties with soaping my back anyway) xDD

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