Nov 05, 2007 11:06
Well this is just a disaster, Julie told herself as she sat in the police station.
"I told you, I wasn't robbing the man! He attacked me" Julie said for what must have been the 100th time.
"Yeah, the guy really looked like he was the one attacking you. Why did we find that wallet on you?" A disgruntled cop asked.
"It was my wallet!"
"You said your name was Julie Madison. This wallet belongs to a Portia Storme explain that!" The cop said.
This is getting me nowhere fast. I should've stayed in Europe. Should've stayed in Europe. Should've dealt with that husband. Shouldn't have run away from my kingdom.
"Are you going to answer me!!" The cop said.
"I am Julie Madison, but I went by the name Porta Storme for years! I know it sounds weird, but look on wikipedia or something for crying out loud!" Julie said.
The officier was not happy with his response. He didn't seem to believe it either.
Yeah I'll tell him I'm a famous actress who became a princess of a small country. Then they'll send me to Arkham.
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At least I found a place to sleep tonight, Julie thought as she sat up in her jail cell.
I wonder if Bentley is looking for me? I wonder if anyone is? My first night back in Gotham is going swell so far. I get mugged, knocked out, can't find a phone for hours, get arrested and am spending the night in jail.
Where the heck is Gordon? Why didn't I ask for him? I used to socialize with him back when Bruce and I were together. Maybe he would have remembered me. Stupid stupid Julie. Should've asked for Gordon. No, he was probably out on an important case knowing the way your night is.
Oh well. At least it hasn't been boring.