"Tis the season to bake up fights and murder, fa-la-la-la-la
Well, today had been productive already. I've put up my fanfic over at ,pale_exquisite despite the fact the LJ was being a douche.
Now, I'm off to the old kitchen to put my plans for world domination into action. You see, I'm not bragging when I say that I make damn good cookies. I've literally made addicts of some people with my Mexican wedding cakes/Russian teacakes/Austrian sugar balls/snowball cookies. Since I only bake them around Chrismas, my friends have taken to calling them "Christmas crack". I have my friends waiting all year, and if I give them as gifts, nobody complains about the cheapness of the gift. People whine and pout and fight if there aren't enough. Seriously. Today is the day. Planning to make about 12 dozen. I know it won't be enough. It never is.
I'd have so many people hooked and ready to do my bidding if I only shipped these out. Bwahahahahaha!
Now, I'm off to the old kitchen to put my plans for world domination into action. You see, I'm not bragging when I say that I make damn good cookies. I've literally made addicts of some people with my Mexican wedding cakes/Russian teacakes/Austrian sugar balls/snowball cookies. Since I only bake them around Chrismas, my friends have taken to calling them "Christmas crack". I have my friends waiting all year, and if I give them as gifts, nobody complains about the cheapness of the gift. People whine and pout and fight if there aren't enough. Seriously. Today is the day. Planning to make about 12 dozen. I know it won't be enough. It never is.
I'd have so many people hooked and ready to do my bidding if I only shipped these out. Bwahahahahaha!