"Sarah" means to do WHAT with a pool cue?
I've spent hours looking through the Urban Dictionary, so i found it really funny that shadow_hive posted this meme. I had to try it myself.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box,
then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
When someone hooks up in a school or town owned building in public. In most cases, a school.
I pulled a Julie in the C gym last weekend.
2. Your age: Halloween Shot. A way to kill yourself with 2 guns making a 31 degree angle. The 31 method ensures instantaneous death, due to the separate bullet paths. (damn, outrageous)
3. The name of one of your friends: man... you guys have it ALL wrong... chaz isn't something explainable... it's a state of mind... it's like ... being on a beach, hanging out with this awesome chick, listening to great music and watching the sun rise... now that's chazzy!
"man... i really need to chaz out"
"now that's chazzy chazzed"
"WHOA, i am so chazzed right now"
"one who is chazzed" (Chaz is actually not a guy, it's a nickname for my friend, Charity)
4.What should you be doing? Writing- a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life. (funny enough, the same thing Stuie thought he should be doing)
5. Your favorite color: Red- this crazy word means RAGING HORMONES
6 Your birthplace: (The town wasn’t in the UD, so I went with my state) A state consisting of unattractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.
Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..you’re from Indiana? *runs away briskly*
7. The last person you talked to: Sarah- self inflicted anal sodomy with a pool cue.
sanitize your pool cue, because she totally just pulled a sarah with it. (Do Fuck what?)
8.The last thing you had to drink: Cider (nonalcoholic) An exultant yell usually delivered when hitting, completing, winning, or when there is boredom. The tone and volume is not unlike something a character in Mortal Kombat would yell while hitting someone.
1.While in an art museum, running up to a Titian and punching it, yelling "CIDER!"
2.If nothing is going on, this is a good excuse to run over to an object and "cider it".
9. Your nickname: Jewels-1) The testicles.
2) The dice for Dungeons and Dragons. So called because the many-sided dice often look like jewels.
1) That guy got kicked in his jewels.
2) Oops, one of the jewels is missing. Better check under the couch. (LOL, D&D)