LOL, I'm such a sick person
I found this really amusing.
I play Ponystars, right, this game where you can breed virtual reality unicorns, pegasi, seahorses, dragon horses, and whatnot. It's like the My Little Pony pimp game. In my main account, my prize stallion (just saying that makes me laugh) is named after Ray Toro. Ray Jasper Cassia ("Ray" for obvious reasons, "jasper" because most of my ponies have some mention of stones or crystals in their names, and "cassia" after a plant that many people use in place of cinnamon. "Cinnamon" is the word I use most often to describe Ray's hair color.) I gave Ray the most training (ponies have statistics you can train to send them on quests) and the most decorations.
I have a Frank Iero pegasus, Frankie Jade Flight, too. I'm waiting to find the perfect color combinations for the rest of MCR. Different color combos come up to market every day, and I haven't found the ones I want yet. Plus, my attempts to breed MCR ponies have been failz (both of the foals I've had so far have been mares.)
Anywho, I decided to make a pony for myself, given the name of "my" character in my novel. She's on a secondary account. Well, I've bred Ray once (you get requests from people with eligable mares), and you have to wait a week with the stallions before breeding them again. {The babies take a week to be born, generally, too. I find this odd; male animals may have to wait a while before mating, but it's usually a matter of minutes to maybe an hour. Certainly nowhere near the gestation period of the baby. I think the waiting time on stallions should be shorter, but pleh, whatever.) I put Ray back up on the breeding list, and the response was nowehere near as instant as it had been, so I thought "What the hell. I'll request him for "me" on my other account. I've been meaning to do this anyway."
Yes, I am sad, sad, sad. I am using the game because it's the closest I'll ever get to getting with Toro in real life. Sad, Sad, sick, sad, sad.
Here comes the truly twisted part. When a stallions owner accepts a request, the mare is instantly preggers. The ponies have 30 health points, and breeding usually knocks anywhere from 2 to 10 off a mare, causing you to need to send her to be healed. I got on my account, and found that . . . Ray had knocked 9 points off of my virtual reality pony self. As I grumbled away about how much virtual money it would take to heal "me", I thought "damn, Ray sure tore me the fuck up. That must have been some rough pony sex." ROUGH PONY SEX XD! I literally cannot stop giggling.
Jeebus, I'm a perv.
I play Ponystars, right, this game where you can breed virtual reality unicorns, pegasi, seahorses, dragon horses, and whatnot. It's like the My Little Pony pimp game. In my main account, my prize stallion (just saying that makes me laugh) is named after Ray Toro. Ray Jasper Cassia ("Ray" for obvious reasons, "jasper" because most of my ponies have some mention of stones or crystals in their names, and "cassia" after a plant that many people use in place of cinnamon. "Cinnamon" is the word I use most often to describe Ray's hair color.) I gave Ray the most training (ponies have statistics you can train to send them on quests) and the most decorations.
I have a Frank Iero pegasus, Frankie Jade Flight, too. I'm waiting to find the perfect color combinations for the rest of MCR. Different color combos come up to market every day, and I haven't found the ones I want yet. Plus, my attempts to breed MCR ponies have been failz (both of the foals I've had so far have been mares.)
Anywho, I decided to make a pony for myself, given the name of "my" character in my novel. She's on a secondary account. Well, I've bred Ray once (you get requests from people with eligable mares), and you have to wait a week with the stallions before breeding them again. {The babies take a week to be born, generally, too. I find this odd; male animals may have to wait a while before mating, but it's usually a matter of minutes to maybe an hour. Certainly nowhere near the gestation period of the baby. I think the waiting time on stallions should be shorter, but pleh, whatever.) I put Ray back up on the breeding list, and the response was nowehere near as instant as it had been, so I thought "What the hell. I'll request him for "me" on my other account. I've been meaning to do this anyway."
Yes, I am sad, sad, sad. I am using the game because it's the closest I'll ever get to getting with Toro in real life. Sad, Sad, sick, sad, sad.
Here comes the truly twisted part. When a stallions owner accepts a request, the mare is instantly preggers. The ponies have 30 health points, and breeding usually knocks anywhere from 2 to 10 off a mare, causing you to need to send her to be healed. I got on my account, and found that . . . Ray had knocked 9 points off of my virtual reality pony self. As I grumbled away about how much virtual money it would take to heal "me", I thought "damn, Ray sure tore me the fuck up. That must have been some rough pony sex." ROUGH PONY SEX XD! I literally cannot stop giggling.
Jeebus, I'm a perv.