It's about damn time I got that pony
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I broke deadeyes829's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I pulled imsmiling17's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I stole amsulli's purse (-30 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (577 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Julieandahalf