Dictionary of Euphemisms:

[julia_loves_me]

I just struck gold. I found my mom's dictionary of euphemisms. Behold:

John Thomas = the penis
Johnnie's out of jail = undone zipper
jig-a-jig = copulation
jock = the penis
haul your ashes = to copulate with a female
hanky-panky = extramarital copulation
grow your greens = to urinate outdoors
foxed = drunk
free samples = copulation permitted by a woman before marriage
pouff = a homosexual
pound off = to masturbate
prarie oyster = the testicle of a calf
jiggle = to masturbate
shayefar = mack
technicolor lawn = vomiting due to drunkenness
taters = testicles
tickler = the clitoris
tree suit = a coffin
charge up your megaman blaster = to masturbate
whanger = a penis
cheesecake = an erotic picture of a prostitute

The list just goes on and on. I am amazed at the versatility of the English language. Take that statistics studying!