Title: Undercover at the Booty Chest
Author: jujuberry136 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gen
Word Count: 1,154
Summary: Reid goes undercover at the Booty Chest, the pirate themed sports bar with scantily clad waitresses. Crossover with The Middleman. Written for cm_crackfic’s pirate challenge.
Author’s Note: Crackfic means never having to say your sorry. Couldn’t let amichevole  have all the ( Read more... )

Title: New World (Symphony)
Author: jujuberry136 
Pairing: gen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,547
Summary: The first notes of Dvorak’s New World Symphony hit and Derek had never wanted to know what happens next more than when Spencer’s arms extended disjointedly to the opening crescendo. Sequel to Winter Olympics AU
Series: Winter Olympics AU ‘verse
Note: I can't ( Read more... )

Remember how I was complaining a couple days ago about not being inspired to write? Apparently that only applies to not completely cracked-out fics. Surprise!

In honor of the Opening Ceremonies, I proudly (shamefully?) present:

Title: Winter Olympics AU
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,156
Notes: Crack!fic, gen. No beta, so all spelling and grammar mistakes are ( Read more... )

Title: Project Runway AU
Rating: PG
Word Count: 532
Notes: Crack!fic, Gen. No beta, so all spelling and grammar mistakes are my own. Bonus points if you can identify which season, cast members, and challenge were shamelessly appropriated from Project Runway.

( Spencer, I'm concerned )

Title: Just Blow

Rating: PG-13/Teen/FRT

Word Count: 1,290

Pairing: none (gen)

Summary: “Profilers aren’t required to carry,” Hotch snaps. “Yeah, but it makes a hell of a difference when facing a Spinosaurus aegyptiacus.” AKA the one where the BAU hunts dinosaurs. A Criminal Minds/Primeval fusion fic, crack!fic.

Disclaimer: I don’t own ( Read more... )

Title: Glove
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: none (gen)
Notes: I actually wrote something? Wow, I never thought it would happen. Granted it's only about 200 words, but it's something! Woot woot!
( First ficlet! )