Sep 15, 2009 23:46
elitist, misanthropic cannibal.
I was thinking of becoming vegetarian on Saturday when I saw the dude from Man vs. Wild kill a pig on TV (whyyyy would he do that?! so unnecessary), but then I had to concede that I can't live without meat. And today, something happened in class that made me realize that I should just satisfy my daily serving of protein with the meat of dumb humans.
Trust me, I'd love to explain what exactly happened in class, but see, I'm trying to rise above it. It doesn't matter. She's a moron. So is most of the world. So now I'm a cannibal. End of story.