Blue bladder
For the past day and a half, I've been suffering from something akin to a mild case of blue balls (which are not a myth, ladies - here's the most likely explanation I've found), only centered a bit higher, just inside my abdomen. I knew that that wasn't what it was, but it took until this morning to figure out what the truth was.
It's probably my most interesting Field Crumpets injury to date. Sunday, Dan (our current club president and hereafter "Twit") was covering an inbound play, and I stepped up to run interference for the person who was bringing it in. Twit leans over and checks me out of the way, shouldering me dead center, right above the brim of the pelvis. I promptly bend over in pain. According to sombraala, he got a picture of that aftermath.
But generally, it's just a dull ache, and a feeling like I continuously need to pee, which gets worse and actually painful when my bladder is actually full. So my guess is that my bladder is bruised. Never thought I'd be saying that.
Here's yet another example of exactly the kind of dumbassery you can expect to find here in Kansas.
And a kind of WTF from Pennsylvania, which kind of hearkens to a quote from Alec Baldwin in the movie Malice.
And speaking of God, here's God's chosen presidential candidate. One quote in here specifically reminds me of Robert Heinlein's Revolt in 2100, which describes a world almost exactly like this:
"In his dream America, the one he believes both the Bible and the Constitution promise, the state will simply wither away. In its place will be a country so suffused with God and the free market that the social fabric of the last hundred years -- schools, Social Security, welfare -- will be privatized or simply done away with. There will be no abortions; sex will be confined to heterosexual marriage. Men will lead families, mothers will tend children, and big business and the church will take care of all."
It's probably my most interesting Field Crumpets injury to date. Sunday, Dan (our current club president and hereafter "Twit") was covering an inbound play, and I stepped up to run interference for the person who was bringing it in. Twit leans over and checks me out of the way, shouldering me dead center, right above the brim of the pelvis. I promptly bend over in pain. According to sombraala, he got a picture of that aftermath.
But generally, it's just a dull ache, and a feeling like I continuously need to pee, which gets worse and actually painful when my bladder is actually full. So my guess is that my bladder is bruised. Never thought I'd be saying that.
Here's yet another example of exactly the kind of dumbassery you can expect to find here in Kansas.
And a kind of WTF from Pennsylvania, which kind of hearkens to a quote from Alec Baldwin in the movie Malice.
And speaking of God, here's God's chosen presidential candidate. One quote in here specifically reminds me of Robert Heinlein's Revolt in 2100, which describes a world almost exactly like this:
"In his dream America, the one he believes both the Bible and the Constitution promise, the state will simply wither away. In its place will be a country so suffused with God and the free market that the social fabric of the last hundred years -- schools, Social Security, welfare -- will be privatized or simply done away with. There will be no abortions; sex will be confined to heterosexual marriage. Men will lead families, mothers will tend children, and big business and the church will take care of all."