Not everyone will get this...

[judge]

...but I had to save it so I could look back and laugh now and again. From my morning IM bullshitting session with my brother, Matt -

Saucy says:
I have just put the finishing touches on a document that is now officially endorsed by the National Federation for Catholic Youth
Saucy says:
my life has taken some extremely unpredictable steps
Matthew says:
you are a man of many talents
Matthew says:
congrats on being able to write something that can be approved by the men of God
Matthew says:
not everything you write has to be about rat people in which you have to create a language for them