So anyway...
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I envy real Christians in a way I cannot describe. Forgiveness and endurance are two things I hold in high regard, and people who are actually Christians seem to have that shit down pat. I like to imagine I'm a pretty tolerant and forgiving guy, but every now and again something comes up where I just want to see the offending parties burn on a pig spit in no sort of sarcastic or hyperbolic sense. I am a vengeful and petty son of a bitch on occassion, and one of those times is now. A job position I earned was stripped from me and handed to whomever happened to be passing by because some stupid worthless hydrant of shit happened to be offended at something or was just powertripping or something. All the stupid little immatune comments made to me by people in the office - I endured those, and now it doesn't matter. These useless sacks of dickfur get to have the job I actually wanted because they whined and bitched to our fucking Union. These fuckers are constantly dodging performance issues because they don't show up to work if they don't feel like it, and when they do come they just sit around and piss off every customer they talk to. Now they get to form a small team that may be responsibile for determining if my call center stays open. Thank God for our Union, protecting the hardworking employees of our company from the big mean manager-monsters who demand we have a little accountability for the shit we do on the job.
So yah, pretty angry about this. I think I've experienced some personal growth here, as I've never been this angry before. I've reached a new plateau of pissedness, a Anger Nirvana where my need to crush skulls actually causes me stabbing headaches. I guess as my role on this planet is defined by my anger and violence, I should thank my cumguzzling fucksack of a Union steward for helping me advance to this breakthrough. I hope no one minds that my gratitude is expressed with the Madagascarian ritual of freeing oxygen from their circular tube prisons on a car.
Or, as the prophet once said, "I totally hate you guys."
Anyway. This is really fucking hard to get over. This shit went down like Friday, and here I am still bitching. Well I'm fucking pissed off and I'm not going to tell anyone I'm being some whiney asshole for being pissed about this. I was fucking robbed and now because the little kids didn't get picked to be on the team they went and complained. It's suddenly like we're in 2nd grade and out picking fucking kickball teams. Fuck them. agh.
Hopefully that's a step towards recovery or something. fuckers.
And the first mother fucker that tells me, "*sigh* Well, Seth, that's just how the real world works," I will seriously cave their fucking condescending face in. I am not joking and I am trying to give fair warning. This shit I am taking very the fuck seriously right now so don't fucking poke me about it unless you want to be that last fucking straw. This isn't some stupidassed threat or attempt at looking like a hardass, just a nice big ACHTUNG.
Anjin-san off.
I envy real Christians in a way I cannot describe. Forgiveness and endurance are two things I hold in high regard, and people who are actually Christians seem to have that shit down pat. I like to imagine I'm a pretty tolerant and forgiving guy, but every now and again something comes up where I just want to see the offending parties burn on a pig spit in no sort of sarcastic or hyperbolic sense. I am a vengeful and petty son of a bitch on occassion, and one of those times is now. A job position I earned was stripped from me and handed to whomever happened to be passing by because some stupid worthless hydrant of shit happened to be offended at something or was just powertripping or something. All the stupid little immatune comments made to me by people in the office - I endured those, and now it doesn't matter. These useless sacks of dickfur get to have the job I actually wanted because they whined and bitched to our fucking Union. These fuckers are constantly dodging performance issues because they don't show up to work if they don't feel like it, and when they do come they just sit around and piss off every customer they talk to. Now they get to form a small team that may be responsibile for determining if my call center stays open. Thank God for our Union, protecting the hardworking employees of our company from the big mean manager-monsters who demand we have a little accountability for the shit we do on the job.
So yah, pretty angry about this. I think I've experienced some personal growth here, as I've never been this angry before. I've reached a new plateau of pissedness, a Anger Nirvana where my need to crush skulls actually causes me stabbing headaches. I guess as my role on this planet is defined by my anger and violence, I should thank my cumguzzling fucksack of a Union steward for helping me advance to this breakthrough. I hope no one minds that my gratitude is expressed with the Madagascarian ritual of freeing oxygen from their circular tube prisons on a car.
Or, as the prophet once said, "I totally hate you guys."
Anyway. This is really fucking hard to get over. This shit went down like Friday, and here I am still bitching. Well I'm fucking pissed off and I'm not going to tell anyone I'm being some whiney asshole for being pissed about this. I was fucking robbed and now because the little kids didn't get picked to be on the team they went and complained. It's suddenly like we're in 2nd grade and out picking fucking kickball teams. Fuck them. agh.
Hopefully that's a step towards recovery or something. fuckers.
And the first mother fucker that tells me, "*sigh* Well, Seth, that's just how the real world works," I will seriously cave their fucking condescending face in. I am not joking and I am trying to give fair warning. This shit I am taking very the fuck seriously right now so don't fucking poke me about it unless you want to be that last fucking straw. This isn't some stupidassed threat or attempt at looking like a hardass, just a nice big ACHTUNG.
Anjin-san off.