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the religion paper i almost turned in:
I love Jesus, but that does not mean I want to have sex with Jesus. That is because this is not the type of relatioship I have with Jesus.
The kind of relatiohsip we should have with Jesus calls us to be vessels of christ. What would jesus do? I don't know, but I still love him. No sex- and that includes buttsex!
"Our paths through life must be righteous" said a wise and senile PE teacher, Ms. Farmer. Righeousness equals not sexing each other up. God wants all people who have sex outside of marriage to die a firey death. This is why you shouldnt have sex. Some may say "Oh, I dont care if god smotes me with large yellow lightning bolts." But they would be lying. Oh, and god especially hates homogays, so buttsex is really really bad.
GOD FOR PRESIDENT!
written by megan mooney, jessie calmes, laura raterman, and a little bit helped my rachel greg. laura ratermans paper was used as an inspiration, and so was rachelsteves student ID picture.
I love Jesus, but that does not mean I want to have sex with Jesus. That is because this is not the type of relatioship I have with Jesus.
The kind of relatiohsip we should have with Jesus calls us to be vessels of christ. What would jesus do? I don't know, but I still love him. No sex- and that includes buttsex!
"Our paths through life must be righteous" said a wise and senile PE teacher, Ms. Farmer. Righeousness equals not sexing each other up. God wants all people who have sex outside of marriage to die a firey death. This is why you shouldnt have sex. Some may say "Oh, I dont care if god smotes me with large yellow lightning bolts." But they would be lying. Oh, and god especially hates homogays, so buttsex is really really bad.
GOD FOR PRESIDENT!
written by megan mooney, jessie calmes, laura raterman, and a little bit helped my rachel greg. laura ratermans paper was used as an inspiration, and so was rachelsteves student ID picture.