i know all of the rodent type creatures that live in my backyard have made startling recoveries since my dog has gone, but somehow i don't think the turtles and squirrels have learned to throw pebbles.

SO WHERE ARE THE ROCKS HITTING MY WINDOW COMING FROM?

PS- goodbye for a while and my hair is an inch and a half long. have a nice night.

wow.

you are all creepy as hell.

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happy birthday to spencer.

i don't think that i have ever been so incredibly angry and frustrated in my entire life ( Read more... )

i crave intelligent conversation in a coffee shop and a cruise with friends to the virgin islands.

on this cruise, i will talk excessively about sex and i will exercise a lot. and then i will drink fruit 2 o and i will go scuba diving and sleep in a hammock.

( ( (first homosex marriage in san francisco. they are 80. it's just so cute.) )

tonight, my mom decided that she wanted to go to the store to buy lemons. but she did not want to have to change out of her pajamas to go to the store to buy said fruits, so it would be a good idea for me to go in the store to buy the lemons. so i did. i went in, picked out some lemons, threw them in a baggie, and i went to pay for them. i plunked ( Read more... )

once upon a time ( Read more... )

tying your shoes and brushing your teeth at the same time is quite an accomplishment. or at least i feel accomplished.

then again,i didn't realize that i had fogotten to put on socks. so i don't know if it counts as quite the same level of accomplishment.