Those bastards stole my teeth!
Well it has been done. The wisdom's are out. I must first say that all of you are a bunch of liars. Everyone said I would feel loopy and awesome all day long after the surgery. WRONG!!! I feel normal, not tired, and I have a bunch of damn gauze in my mouth. And the two worst things about it is that:
1. They didn't let me keep my teeth
2. The hot girl that was supposed to assist did not assist in the surgery.
I remembered everything. Even while sedated I could hear voices saying, "Better get the drill on this one, it's kinda subborn" I couldn't really feel anything, but my dream during the time was all about getting my teeth out. The first thing I said when I woke up was "How long did it take, did you break a record?" They laughed and said about 30-1 hour and that was about average. They they ask me how I felt. And I said "Well pretty much like how I feel on a late Saturday night about 3 a.m." Other than that I don't think I did or say anything else. I was disappointed. I wanted to say some really stupid shit, so I could blame it on the drugs.
Actually I'm not in too much pain yet, but what the hell BRING ON THE VICATIN!!!
I'm make sure to give some intermediate updates throughout that
1. They didn't let me keep my teeth
2. The hot girl that was supposed to assist did not assist in the surgery.
I remembered everything. Even while sedated I could hear voices saying, "Better get the drill on this one, it's kinda subborn" I couldn't really feel anything, but my dream during the time was all about getting my teeth out. The first thing I said when I woke up was "How long did it take, did you break a record?" They laughed and said about 30-1 hour and that was about average. They they ask me how I felt. And I said "Well pretty much like how I feel on a late Saturday night about 3 a.m." Other than that I don't think I did or say anything else. I was disappointed. I wanted to say some really stupid shit, so I could blame it on the drugs.
Actually I'm not in too much pain yet, but what the hell BRING ON THE VICATIN!!!
I'm make sure to give some intermediate updates throughout that