Weekends are just too short...

Jul 09, 2006 23:05

Man, I'm tired...

Bob and I went to Kyle and Linda's out at Crossville this weekend. He met me up at work at 4:30 and we got there around 9. I was beaten. Linda hooked me up with some vanilla vodka though, so I felt a little better after a bit haha. We sat around the fire and BS-ed a bit, listened to Bob talk about his new woman (more on her shortly...), and caught up on what had been going on with that branch of the family. Didn't sleep too well though... Adam was in, so I had to sleep on an extra fold out bed that was in the same room that Bob was sleeping in. He snores like a damned monster. I hit him with various things throughout the night to try and knock him off the pace, but was rather unsuccessful... haha.

Saturday we did some runnin' around. We went to the little shopping center in town cause that's where Bob always buys like 10 (literally) pairs of jeans for like 13 bucks a pair haha. Anyway, he wanted to get his woman something to take back, a nice shirt. He sends Linda out to pick something out, she asks what size to get: an 18! I'm no expert on woman's sizes or anything, but isn't that a little... big? It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't talk like he was Casanova and she was the hottest thing since Texas Pete, ya know? haha ... Eventually we got out of there and went to this damn 9-story treehouse. It was the damn weirdest thing I've ever seen. I got a few pics of it on my cell which I'll put up if I ever find a cable for it, but the thing that got me is just how a grown man can find the time and effort to build something that big and elaborate... This wasn't a straight up thing though, it had intricately designed and themed rooms on each level, and even a damn basketball court on the fourth or fifth floor! What the hell!

That night, Aaron and Adam got the big idea to head out to a local bar, Ed's. Of course, they had to drag me along... lol... Man, that had to be the most white trash I've ever seen. We had a damn blast though. Aaron was the DD since Adam and I wasted no time gettin' started and he had to wait till a certain time before he could call the sarge and get off work. Adam and I ended up blitzed out of our minds while poor Aaron had to worry about being spied on by his wife's 18-year-old daughter. He screwed up bigger than hell when he was arranging this little get together, but I won't get into those details... She's pretty damn paranoid though, and ended our fun about an hour early. Adam checked his phone and she had called around 15 times during the timeframe we were at the bar. Unreal.

Well, almost needless to say, I felt like dog shit dipped in misery (a Denny Bise special right there haha) the next morning. Rounded up all of Bob's junk that Kyle had been savin' up for him and we hit the road. I decided to stay out here at Chuck's for the night cause it's just too damn convenient. I was gonna go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie tonight with all the guys, but since they went to the 10 and I have to get up early in the morning, I thought against it... I'll just round some people up and go next weekend anyway, no hurry...

I think that's about enough for now!
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