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The lovely and talented Janet stayed with me for a couple of days. Our most memorable conversation:
Janet (in my bathroom): Do you have a hand towel?
Me: Ummmmm.... yes. Here you go.
Janet: This is a dishtowel.
Me (busted): Well, it's clean, right out of the drawer. I don't understand the point of a hand towel.
Janet: It's so you don't dry your face with the same towel you use to dry your ass.
I love it when nice girls talk nasty!
Janet (in my bathroom): Do you have a hand towel?
Me: Ummmmm.... yes. Here you go.
Janet: This is a dishtowel.
Me (busted): Well, it's clean, right out of the drawer. I don't understand the point of a hand towel.
Janet: It's so you don't dry your face with the same towel you use to dry your ass.
I love it when nice girls talk nasty!