The News, With jslayeruk

[jslayeruk]

BONG!



We're all going to die!

BONG!

Money will be spent on a clean up operation. STOP THE PRESSES!

BONG!

DIANA DIANA DIANA DIANA DIANA DIANA DIANA!

*sigh*

I'm not scared by a giant smog. Do you know what scares me?

THERE'S NO CAMPER VAN!!! *panics*

And I leave you with the news that in South East Wales due a shortage of rugby balls, local residents are forced to find the next best alternative.

Good night.