Completely Random Inappropriateness
So I was reading a story and it occurred to me (right in the middle of a sex scene, how awkward) that any time a man(/man-shaped thing)'s balls are referenced with any regard to weight, they are always referred to as heavy. Never light, or average or even "weighty," just heavy. What the hell are they being compared to? If there's never light balls, how can there be heavy ones? It's not like we're talking about something that is heavy simply by its nature, this isn't a boulder or an elephant, it's a part of human (or not) male anatomy! What. The fuck.