David, not Jim.  (h/t Paul Riddell,  and I just bought your second book before I finished the first one, so there.)

I’m afraid of the texicans
I’m afraid of the world
I’m afraid I cant help it
I’m afraid I cant

Them Chinese-ers needs to pick them some real American names, like Mississinewa or Oconomowoc.  Or Cholmondeley St. John.  (Pronounced Chumley Sinjin, BTW)

“Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese - I understand it’s a rather difficult language - do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal ( Read more... )