TEOTWAWKI:
Bristol Palin has decided that she’s had enough of Levi Strauss Johnston and chased him off to the Alaskan bush. Details in the 10 o’clock news.
Hedge funds, no longer magically able to make money from thin air, are laying off tens of thousands of employees. Give them bonuses!
The UK economy is looking at it’s worst year since 1931. I assume that includes the war years as well…cripes!
Bernie Madoff may be pleading guilty, but the trust level in the economic wise guys is dropping faster than the Dow Industrial.
Norm Coleman’s entire donor list just had their credit cards hacked, which is always a good way to get more contributions because they trust that you know what you’re doing.