Adventures in Candyland: Candy-Log 1.0
This feeling is amazing. It's like sleeping in a royal bed of cotton candy, but without the sticky and the melty. It's like dining on only the finest sugars. Actually, I am dining on the finest sugars.. in all the universe! Here, they treat me as a God. And I am their God. I am their Knight in Shining Armor, their Hercules, their Luke Skywalker! They call me Sir Jelli-Dean and I fight against the perilous advances of the evil Spices.
Today I joined the kingdoms of Jelly Bellious and Lollipolis and lead them in a successful battle against Cinnadonia. It was tough, but the Candyland peoples were able to save their sugary homes for another millennia! Maybe even two!
They awarded me with the Crown of Caramel and The Candy Necklace of D. Caries. I shall cherish them forever. I can't wait to show them off to Hank, he'll be so jealous and he'll probably drool in envy of my riches. I will share some of the chocolate coins they so kindly gave to me with him. Not much though, since he didn't share the $400 he had a while ago. :( I'm sure these intricately designed coins (they look Hellenic in origin! Wow!) can score me like, ten Playstation 3's!
Tonight I shall dine on frosted roses. Tomorrow, I shall continue to save this marvelous and exceedingly wise world from all the tyrannies it faces.
To be continued, my loyal readers!
Today I joined the kingdoms of Jelly Bellious and Lollipolis and lead them in a successful battle against Cinnadonia. It was tough, but the Candyland peoples were able to save their sugary homes for another millennia! Maybe even two!
They awarded me with the Crown of Caramel and The Candy Necklace of D. Caries. I shall cherish them forever. I can't wait to show them off to Hank, he'll be so jealous and he'll probably drool in envy of my riches. I will share some of the chocolate coins they so kindly gave to me with him. Not much though, since he didn't share the $400 he had a while ago. :( I'm sure these intricately designed coins (they look Hellenic in origin! Wow!) can score me like, ten Playstation 3's!
Tonight I shall dine on frosted roses. Tomorrow, I shall continue to save this marvelous and exceedingly wise world from all the tyrannies it faces.
To be continued, my loyal readers!