Ten days....

[jrboydetective]

I've been.. in my room.. for ten days now.. in complete fear.. of dying. Who knew the capabilities of the human body?! Human existence itself! Oh God, if you are there... whatever happened to the birds and the bees and do they tie one another up and spank each other until their bums are red too?

I.. I..

I see Candyland! Oh, to be saved! Farewell my precious readers, for my people have found their Savior!

Ewwwww, sticky!