Three Things I Do Not Like At All. Not Even A Little Bit.
1.) Spiders in My Place of Residence
Spiders outside are-- well, tolerable. appreciate the function spiders serve in nature. So, if I'm outside and a spider sits down beside me, I, like Miss Muffet, will politely and clearly tender my regrets to the spider and go somewhere else. However, spiders are not welcome guests in my home. A spider in my home will very swiftly become a dead spider in the garbage can slated for removal from my home. Spiders, this is your final warning.
2.) Zombies.
Zombies are not nice people. In fact, zombies are not people at all. If you see a zombie, shoot it in the head.
3.) Dick Cheney.
Creepy, corrupt policians do not belong in my government. GTFO, kthnx.
Spiders outside are-- well, tolerable. appreciate the function spiders serve in nature. So, if I'm outside and a spider sits down beside me, I, like Miss Muffet, will politely and clearly tender my regrets to the spider and go somewhere else. However, spiders are not welcome guests in my home. A spider in my home will very swiftly become a dead spider in the garbage can slated for removal from my home. Spiders, this is your final warning.
2.) Zombies.
Zombies are not nice people. In fact, zombies are not people at all. If you see a zombie, shoot it in the head.
3.) Dick Cheney.
Creepy, corrupt policians do not belong in my government. GTFO, kthnx.