They Failed Again.
Those wacky Wisconsin activists. Despite failure after failure, they just won't go away. Today they announced yet another failure: after one month of collecting recall signatures against the Governor, Scott Walker, they had only collected 504,000 of them, bazillions less than the 540,000 they need to get in two months time, and megabazillions less than their completely and hopefully unrealistic goal of 720,000.
They've failed so badly they've had to resort to declaring War on Christmas, probably stealing Christmas lights from upstanding Republican houses in desperation.
They've failed so badly they've had to resort to declaring War on Christmas, probably stealing Christmas lights from upstanding Republican houses in desperation.