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They have the two Davids from American Idol on the Today Show this morning. Yuck.
They look like wax animatronics, every single whisker of facial hair and every disheveled gel-infused hair on their heads is planned by a committee whose job is to plug numbers into a algorithm that predicts general likeability. It is to music what McDonald's is to food.
They had the B-52s on the other day. While not "fine cuisine," (going with the metaphor) they at least have the balls to put out a style of music that is admittedly not generally loved by all.
Oh, and it doesn't hurt that Kate Pierson (the redhead) looks damn good for 60 years old.
Speaking of McDonald's...
Am I the only person who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker looks strikingly familiar to this lovable McDonald's icon?
I don't hate her or anything. It's just that NBC has been All Sex In The City, All The Time lately and I'm pretty tired of it. NBC/GE must have a big investment in the movie, because they have been in every segment so far this morning.
At this exact moment, they are doing a section called "Sex and the City: Looks for less." How to dress like your favorite "Sex" star without spending thousands.
They are drinking pink martinis on the Today show while doing the interview.
April's been gone since last Friday afternoon.
I miss her. In the Biblical way.
And she won't be getting back from Maryland/Tennessee until Monday evening. And it's only Thursday.
Mostly, I miss having my friend around.
Under the cut is a meme from ratpackfanatic.
1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with, without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them.
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
1. Laetitia Casta. She's just hot. I like that she's a model without being grossly rail thin and heroin addled.
2. Rachel Weisz. I first noticed her in "About a Boy," and I've thought she was gorgeous ever since. It doesn't hurt that she has a British accent!
3. Selma Hayek. I don't know what I first noticed her in, but again, she's just gorgeous. All around.
4. Sara Watkins, from the band Nickel Creek. She's a musician. Which is hot.
5. Norah Jones. Again... hot musician. Dark hair. Quite gorgeous.
Honorable mention:
The Esurance.com chick is pretty hot. I like her best in that blue get-up before she flashes into her super hero outfit. I also prefer her black hair to the pink. But I'm not trying to tell her how to dress or anything.
This is all very rhetorical, of course, since I am already with the person I've always wanted. But, celebrities don't count. :)
I know you probably think I'm lying, but sex wouldn't necessarily be my goal. I think I'd really like to have dinner with these people and just talk with them for an hour.
Honestly!
They look like wax animatronics, every single whisker of facial hair and every disheveled gel-infused hair on their heads is planned by a committee whose job is to plug numbers into a algorithm that predicts general likeability. It is to music what McDonald's is to food.
They had the B-52s on the other day. While not "fine cuisine," (going with the metaphor) they at least have the balls to put out a style of music that is admittedly not generally loved by all.
Oh, and it doesn't hurt that Kate Pierson (the redhead) looks damn good for 60 years old.
Speaking of McDonald's...
Am I the only person who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker looks strikingly familiar to this lovable McDonald's icon?
I don't hate her or anything. It's just that NBC has been All Sex In The City, All The Time lately and I'm pretty tired of it. NBC/GE must have a big investment in the movie, because they have been in every segment so far this morning.
At this exact moment, they are doing a section called "Sex and the City: Looks for less." How to dress like your favorite "Sex" star without spending thousands.
They are drinking pink martinis on the Today show while doing the interview.
April's been gone since last Friday afternoon.
I miss her. In the Biblical way.
And she won't be getting back from Maryland/Tennessee until Monday evening. And it's only Thursday.
Mostly, I miss having my friend around.
Under the cut is a meme from ratpackfanatic.
1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with, without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them.
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
1. Laetitia Casta. She's just hot. I like that she's a model without being grossly rail thin and heroin addled.
2. Rachel Weisz. I first noticed her in "About a Boy," and I've thought she was gorgeous ever since. It doesn't hurt that she has a British accent!
3. Selma Hayek. I don't know what I first noticed her in, but again, she's just gorgeous. All around.
4. Sara Watkins, from the band Nickel Creek. She's a musician. Which is hot.
5. Norah Jones. Again... hot musician. Dark hair. Quite gorgeous.
Honorable mention:
The Esurance.com chick is pretty hot. I like her best in that blue get-up before she flashes into her super hero outfit. I also prefer her black hair to the pink. But I'm not trying to tell her how to dress or anything.
This is all very rhetorical, of course, since I am already with the person I've always wanted. But, celebrities don't count. :)
I know you probably think I'm lying, but sex wouldn't necessarily be my goal. I think I'd really like to have dinner with these people and just talk with them for an hour.
Honestly!