Dear Uterus,
Please start bleeding now. I would really like for the "blood party" to be over by next week. thanks. -Kristin

glad to see Ryan back on ol' LJ. I understand why he went on hiatus, though.

self-improvement is masturbation...now, self destruction...i want a new vibe! my clitoris is begging for some electro-love ( Read more... )

omg. the guy next to me is totally talking to himself in spanish! I swear he just said "ay ay manana"

still haven't heard about my vacuum yet. how long does it take to ship in a new vacuum? an eternity, obviously. my kitchen floor is so disgusting...i may borrow my mom's vacuum or something. Nikki! was it at K's Hardware or True Value ( Read more... )

Today I am a bit sad. After I got out of the shower/bath (the shath, as i fondly call it) I felt the need for a little pre-work pick me up. So I reached for my favorite vibe! She's very special, not only because she was my very first one, but because she was a gift from Pat. Though she's seen better days, she never fails to rock my world. As ( Read more... )

i spent another romantic night at home, alone, last night. i know what you are thinking. how can one have a romantic night alone? well kids, here is an easy to follow recipe!

• 1 steamy soak in your bubbly bath
  
• 1 of your most relaxing cd's, playing on repeat i prefer Belle and Sebastian's "Fold your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant"
  
• 3 fudge ( Read more... )