Girl, You So Flat the Walls are Jealous~
Me: =(!!!!
Lol, anyways, topic for week two: flat. Yea, it's even worse than beat D=!
Anyways, the first thing I thought of was Alton Brown, because he had several episodes dedicated to flat things: pizza dough, flat fish, and flat meat (pounded flat) so maybe I'll do a food inspire one but then I couldn't think of any clever analogy.
Then there is the flat as in, you have the body of an ironing board but I thought it'll be too angsty and I read a fic similar to that where a girl had weight issues.
So then I thought about the earth and how people used to think it's flat so I might stick to that. A modern piece, because I don't want to attempt to write in olden language (it's all Greek to me...no really, Pythagoras who first theorized this was Greek~) so lets see how it'll come to that.
Speaking of writing, anyone ever read Soompi fanfics? Like 99.9999% are laughable and I am being generous because really, 100% of the ones I read were bloody horrible, I'm just giving a 0.0001% of optimism. There is this Big Bang fic which is SOOOOOOOO OOC, SOOOOOOOO cliche, SOOOOOOOOOO stupid, SOOOOOOOOOO wrong I'm convinced it's a well-established troll. Yet there are an insane amount of comments.
The state of the population is sad.
Lol, anyways, topic for week two: flat. Yea, it's even worse than beat D=!
Anyways, the first thing I thought of was Alton Brown, because he had several episodes dedicated to flat things: pizza dough, flat fish, and flat meat (pounded flat) so maybe I'll do a food inspire one but then I couldn't think of any clever analogy.
Then there is the flat as in, you have the body of an ironing board but I thought it'll be too angsty and I read a fic similar to that where a girl had weight issues.
So then I thought about the earth and how people used to think it's flat so I might stick to that. A modern piece, because I don't want to attempt to write in olden language (it's all Greek to me...no really, Pythagoras who first theorized this was Greek~) so lets see how it'll come to that.
Speaking of writing, anyone ever read Soompi fanfics? Like 99.9999% are laughable and I am being generous because really, 100% of the ones I read were bloody horrible, I'm just giving a 0.0001% of optimism. There is this Big Bang fic which is SOOOOOOOO OOC, SOOOOOOOO cliche, SOOOOOOOOOO stupid, SOOOOOOOOOO wrong I'm convinced it's a well-established troll. Yet there are an insane amount of comments.
The state of the population is sad.