cross posted to el jay thefuckyoucrew nonsense
first of all I would like to introduce myself to and welcome th new members of this comm. There seem to be a lot of you. Hello. I am writing this @ work, excuse brevity. I don't like you, but that is only because I fear change.
Second of all I state my allegiance to Cephalic Carnage's retarded cinematic metal album, Lucid Interval. Only because we are supposed to mention music w/in our posts here. I hate music.
Third of all, I would like to suggest to th moderators something that will no doubt seem odd, coming from me: reinstate th membership of Lj bellmer, if he is inclined to come back. Attentive observers will note that Lj bellmer is my longtime nemesis on thefuckyoucrew, that several notable flamewars have passed between us, and that he recently began claiming that I harbour secret homo love for him. Well mebbe Lj bellmer is right, for where is th flamewar w/o th flame?
It has often crossed my mind that perhaps I would not even be here, w/o Lj bellmer; that I--and most especially my flame-licking alter ego Lj journalwk (HI!)--were given PURPOSE by our (our?) opposition to this beautiful manchild. We thought Lj bellmer had killed our father, but WTF LUKE he IS our father. In plain English, now: I might get bored.
Did I mention that I don't like music?
Fourth of all, let me say a word on TASTE. I KNOW that getting our panties all bunched up over matters of taste is TH WHOLE POINT of this place. I'm not sure why I fight w/ people about music, but I never fight w/ people over ketchup or pickles or raisins, all three of which I hate more than I hate any music. Especially ketchup: GODDDDDD disgusting! BUT yuh know whut? I never say, "You don't deserve to have a tongue, because you enjoy that pickle."
I just say, "Here, you can have my pickle."
Here, Lj bellmer, you can have my Boards of Canada.
However, if Eran and co. allow you back in, and you accept this grace, I'm still going to flame yr ass to Kingdom Come. You get it?
Does everyone get it?
Last night I read a lot of th threads that resulted in Lj bellmer's banning. A lot of low blows were thrown, I noticed. References to personal depression, to medication and who's on it, and so forth. Fuck a blow that low, fuck ALL THAT, I'm not saying this titty-fucker didn't DESERVE to be banned.
(THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND THAT I HAVE THAT YOU SAID THAT TO, AND IT MADE ME WANT TO BREAK YR GLASSES WHILE THEY ARE STILL ON YR FACE I don't even know if you wear 'em.)
I'm just sayin', mebbe give everyone a day or two to cool down? Think it over?
In related news, someone told me there were real tits somewhere on here, but I couldn't find 'em.
Second of all I state my allegiance to Cephalic Carnage's retarded cinematic metal album, Lucid Interval. Only because we are supposed to mention music w/in our posts here. I hate music.
Third of all, I would like to suggest to th moderators something that will no doubt seem odd, coming from me: reinstate th membership of Lj bellmer, if he is inclined to come back. Attentive observers will note that Lj bellmer is my longtime nemesis on thefuckyoucrew, that several notable flamewars have passed between us, and that he recently began claiming that I harbour secret homo love for him. Well mebbe Lj bellmer is right, for where is th flamewar w/o th flame?
It has often crossed my mind that perhaps I would not even be here, w/o Lj bellmer; that I--and most especially my flame-licking alter ego Lj journalwk (HI!)--were given PURPOSE by our (our?) opposition to this beautiful manchild. We thought Lj bellmer had killed our father, but WTF LUKE he IS our father. In plain English, now: I might get bored.
Did I mention that I don't like music?
Fourth of all, let me say a word on TASTE. I KNOW that getting our panties all bunched up over matters of taste is TH WHOLE POINT of this place. I'm not sure why I fight w/ people about music, but I never fight w/ people over ketchup or pickles or raisins, all three of which I hate more than I hate any music. Especially ketchup: GODDDDDD disgusting! BUT yuh know whut? I never say, "You don't deserve to have a tongue, because you enjoy that pickle."
I just say, "Here, you can have my pickle."
Here, Lj bellmer, you can have my Boards of Canada.
However, if Eran and co. allow you back in, and you accept this grace, I'm still going to flame yr ass to Kingdom Come. You get it?
Does everyone get it?
Last night I read a lot of th threads that resulted in Lj bellmer's banning. A lot of low blows were thrown, I noticed. References to personal depression, to medication and who's on it, and so forth. Fuck a blow that low, fuck ALL THAT, I'm not saying this titty-fucker didn't DESERVE to be banned.
(THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND THAT I HAVE THAT YOU SAID THAT TO, AND IT MADE ME WANT TO BREAK YR GLASSES WHILE THEY ARE STILL ON YR FACE I don't even know if you wear 'em.)
I'm just sayin', mebbe give everyone a day or two to cool down? Think it over?
In related news, someone told me there were real tits somewhere on here, but I couldn't find 'em.