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"hey Canada jugoffaffek."
"Whut did you zay."
"I said Canada just got attacked. Never mind, I was trying to make a joke."
"Oh. Haha."
"Since I've been here, it's gone from 2 dead, to 40 dead, to 45 dead."
"Dang, mane."
"Hold on. On the same page of this newspaper's site, it says 45, and, lower down, 43. Someone's got to get their shit straight. It's confusing."
"It's a confusing world, isn't it, dog."
"Yes."
...
"OK, now it says 33."
"Right, zo thet mean either 7, 10, or 12 people have come back2life."
"Whut did you zay."
"I said Canada just got attacked. Never mind, I was trying to make a joke."
"Oh. Haha."
"Since I've been here, it's gone from 2 dead, to 40 dead, to 45 dead."
"Dang, mane."
"Hold on. On the same page of this newspaper's site, it says 45, and, lower down, 43. Someone's got to get their shit straight. It's confusing."
"It's a confusing world, isn't it, dog."
"Yes."
...
"OK, now it says 33."
"Right, zo thet mean either 7, 10, or 12 people have come back2life."