Whole Wheat Toast and Gummy Bears - Chocolate Monkey Smoothie Thief
Whole Wheat Toast and Gummy Bears
Pairing: Jaejoong/Fc/Yamapi/Jin
Length: Chaptered 02/??
Rating: PG 13
Summary:
A gay landlord,
a preggo hooker ish woman.
A cheating husband.
And YAMAPI.
You know, regular daily life.
Blah : So, jaejoong is gay. -_-
And Camila is hooker ish. -_-
And Yamapi is kon.
And Jin is evil and has fake boobs.
Gracias.
Ps: Yamapi coming soon!
2
Chocolate Monkey Smoothie Thief
So, how shall I make a living?
Camila asked herself foolishly as she took a sip of her chocolate monkey smoothie.
Stripper? Hooker? Oh, nope. That wouldn't be the case this time and she hated it because, afterall, she was one. She was a cheap, cheap, and fat hooker. Really, she didn't understand how she got this far. And far was she, twenty miles away from that stupid frankeistein and his lover. Oh, did she hate them. Hopefully soon she'd have the chance to push the stupid woman ---with fake boobs--- down a cliff. Now, she'd just have to find a cliff and the woman.
" But not a the moment. Afterall, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob. "
It wasn't easy being this easy, it wasn't really. And getting pregnant by some random guy she met at her bed, was nothing out of ordinary. And she didn't know, nor cared, how this man got in her house in the first place. But locking her door was something she wasn't willing to do ---even if it gave her one little chunkster--- well, her feet weren't the best to rely on. Who was she kidding? At that moment she didnt care about locking the door and letting him in to touch her and do the wacka wacka with her. All Camila wanted was her happily ever after with her estranged husband. Was that so much to ask?
But who was she to complaint? Just one stupid girl of twenty three with a bump in her stomach. And also one that needed to get up the park bench and start running to meet her new landlord.
"Will....get up.....now.....no.......now.....maybe later." The day was bright and extremely giddy and her skin shivered as the breeze ran through her body. It was just one of those days she wanted to strangle someone. Ugh, one of those days.
Walking slowly and caring for no one and nothing ---except for her grumbling belly-- Camila opened the door like a creeper peeking on it's victim.
"Is anyone here?" Taking a step forward into the colorless studio she plan to rent for a couple of months or maybe forever.
"Who do you think?"
"Oh, a gay."
"-_-. Nope."
How was she to believe he wasn't. He looked like a girl with flawless dark red hair and glossy lips. Really, if he wasn't gay she'd be all over him by now.
"You are."
"Am not....STOP TOUCHING ME! STOP IT! STOP IT!"
"oh, shut up you drama queen. i just wanted to check if you had junk in your trunk. Gosh."
If Jaejoong was gay he would for sure know or have felt it, right? Though, at the moment he felt abused and violated he didnt mind as much because in his eyes there was a girl with light blue eyes and ginger hair ----or dark brown?---- groping him as if it was the most normal thing in the world. Maybe, it was and he just wasn't aware of this new trend. He wasn't much of a trend-setter.
"I swear if you touch me again...."
"What are you gonna do?"
"I will touch you."
"You wouldn't, you're gay!"
"Oh, I would. AND I"M NOT GAY!"
"It's okay, I'm a slut. You are welcome to touch me but only if you have some food. I'm pretty hungry."
Rubbing his chin slightly, Jaejoong wondered why such tiny cute little thing would want to be touched by him. "You're foreign."
"No, I'm japanese."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"You don't look like it."
"I don't look like a hooker but I am."
"You're giving me a headache with such nonsense."
" I can prove it."
"You can't."
"I will but....who are you?" Camila didn't know who this guy was and at the moment she didn't care. She was bound to make him her new gay bestie.
"I'm jaejoong, your new landlord, " and with an evil stare, he smiled, "and i'm pretty sure i'm going to like you. FOREVER."
Knowing fully well of his evil and immature intentions, she formed a gun with her hand and pointed at him " Bang." And with a wink a new beautiful and somewhat disturbing relationship began.
And at the exact same time, twenty miles away, an infuriated figure wondered who in their sane mind would steal someones chocolate monkey smoothie.
*******
So, the second chappie is done.
YES!
and who is this girl jaejoong was bound to save forever?