Fic: "He Hasn't Fucked Me" (1/1)

[josselin]

Title: He Hasn't Fucked Me
cowritten by josselin and seperis
Spoilers: through S3, parts of it are set in a kind of AU generic S4
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Brian/Emmett
Summary: Who can summarize this? It's so incredibly random.
Author's Note: Thanks to Rikka and J for editing.

Comments

[rikkrp]

Justin cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm pretty sure we picked you up in a foursome with that red-haired guy."

Blake frowned for a moment, remembering. "Oh, right, Nelson! I remember now. Damn, that was hot."

And that was really too much for one night. Ted's fury and Emmett's tears aside, Justin collapsed on Michael's shoulder in the alley, doubled over with hysterical laughter.

You know I liked all of it... but also - HE FUCKED BLAKE - BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That just cracked me up.

*loves*

Also - Poor Mikey - still has no idea what he's missing. He and Hunter have more and more in common.

[josselin]

I think the Blake moment is my favorite. It always makes me giggle, too. :) Thanks for commenting, and thanks again for your help in proofing over it.

[rikkrp]

I've decided I want Justin/Blake fic...

[josselin]

Wait 'til you see what Jenn and I were working on last night when we got bored again. It's way worse than Justin/Blake. *grins*

[beatperfume]

I don't think I can express how much I love you both.

I love you a helluva lot. Plus more.

I'd go through and pick out my favorite parts but ... that would be most of the story.

*loves Brian/Emmett* *loves hysterical!Justin* *loves joss and jenn*

[josselin]

I love you a helluva lot. Plus more.

Aww, thanks. *hugs*

[joesther]

As a diehard B/J'er, I thought I'd hate this, but because I really do love Emmett, I figured I'd give it a shot, and surprise surprise, I really, really liked it. Yeah, I'm not into that whole "friends as tricks" thing, but Emmett was so sweet when Justin caught them (poor Justin, but he handled it soooo wonderfully - I can so see him dying of laughter on the toilet, and then playing footsie with Brian under the table while they're eating!) and it was such a funnily embarassing situation that I couldn't decide who I was more embarassed for: Emmett or Justin

[josselin]

Thanks for commenting. I'm glad our fic managed to capture you despite some initial hesitations. I love constructive criticism of all types, so I'm excited here. But when I think of Emmett, I think of how he cheated on Ted with Dijon, and how he fucked with the Gay as Blazes couple even when he was convinced that they were the epitome of monogamy. I think a lot of the problems with characterizing him come from the show, which sort of alternately treats him seriously and comically? So he's not totally consistent even to begin with. But I think that the Gay as Blazes naked maid thing at least establishes that his will power is not always at the same level as his moral standards, which is what we were trying to establish here with his reluctant giving in to Brian (though it's quite possible it didn't work!). :)

Thanks again for taking the time to write our your feedback.

[joesther]

Thanks for replying. I always enjoy a good character conversation

[josselin]

We'll probably have to agree to disagree on Emmett. I don't think he and Justin are particularly close. We rarely see them together, and one thing that I noted is that in 220 or something, when Emmett is talking to Michael about his feelings for Ted, he's saying how he has feelings for Ted, warm fuzzy ones, like the ones he has for Michael, or even Brian, sometimes. He doesn't mention Justin at all

[teisfortiger]

I'm pretty sure it's canon that Michael and Emmett were friends long before Emmett moved in with him. And if I'm not mistaking, it was because a hooker living in the same building as Emmett, was responsible for a fire that burned the whole place down.

As for Brian/Emmett sex, ::shudders:: no offense, but any Emmett sex makes my skin crawl. The faces he makes are almost as bad as Michael's. ick ick ick ick.

[josselin]

I'm pretty sure it's canon that Michael and Emmett were friends long before Emmett moved in with him. And if I'm not mistaking, it was because a hooker living in the same building as Emmett, was responsible for a fire that burned the whole place down.

Oh yeah! Michael talks about that right in the first episode, doesn't he. He's telling his trick. Jenn and I had both forgotten. :( I guess that just makes our fic even more AU. I wonder how Michael and Emmett became friends in the first place. They seem like kind of an odd pair. All the QaF characters are kind of an odd bunch together--it's fun to analyze what the glue is that put and holds all of them together as a family.

[teisfortiger]

I wonder how Michael and Emmett became friends in the first place

If we're to believe the characters' profiles Showtime had out during the first season, Michael and Ted met Emmett in the produce section at the Big Q. There was using of melons as drum, impromptu conga dancing, and Ted and Michael instantly fell for the outgoing and outrageous Emmett and became fast friend with him that day.

[josselin]

*frowns* Somehow, I don't think I *can* believe that. And how did Michael meet Ted? I'm almost afraid to ask.

Bringing the funny...

[eagle0021]

So. Very. Very. Funny.

There are no words.

That is all.

Oh, wait, except to say, please continue writing more fic...Please?

Re: Bringing the funny...

[josselin]

So. Very. Very. Funny.

Thanks! :)

please continue writing more fic...Please?

I'll try. I haven't been writing much recently, and I have finals looming ahead now, but I live in perpetual hope that I will write lots...soon. :)